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    In the after math show they discussed that the vampire (now brain dead) would wonder aimlessly searching or food, well until the sun comes up... Than (depending on what vampire theory you prescribe to), either turns to dust or (like a homo nightlight) sparkles...

    Sorry about the harsh term, but I !$%@# can not stand Q#Q$Q%^&% ing "twighlight"...

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    Yeah am not to keen on the sparkling thing myself...why would you make a vampire sparkle in the first place? as my daughter would say they should explode in the sun....lol (she happens to be in the small percentage of teenagers who hate the Twilight series also)


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    Wow, there are teenagers that do not like twilight? I guess there is hope..

    My wife however loves the series.. eeekkk..

    On a side note, am thinking of makeing a series of bayonets that are longer than standard mill issue bayonets with a "saw back".... Wonder how much interest I would create?

    Of course there is the m1913 rail capable chainsaw...

    Would post a picture,but have no Idea how to get it to upload with out going to imageshack, ect..

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    The CN Tower would be the best place to be in a Zombie outbreak...lots of food in their restaurants, communications equipment and you're 1,000+ feet above the ground, forcing zombies to take 396 flights of stairs to get to you...would be very easy to pick them off before they get to the top. Also have a birds eye view of the surronding area for reconnosance if we have to leave for supplies.
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    For me, 46% Chance of Survival --- with no Guns.... not sooooo bad

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    No guns and a 54% chance of survival!!! I'm gonna make it, Mom!!!! (Even she is a Zombie by now!!!)

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    wow I got a 50% chance of surviving...that was better than the last time I took the test...lol


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    "You Have a 62% Chance of Survival!" Well that doesn't sound great but I will take those odds during a zombie apocalypse!

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    Humm, 78% Would have thought I would have scored higher. They did not have the option "pilfer an abandoned national guard base of all weapons, armored vheicles and explosives"... Oh well. The cn tower would be good, but where are you going to get sufficient firepower in canada? They seem to have some "issues" with guns up there!And you would have the entire zombie city of Toronto to fight.... Need more bullets....

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    Dare I be so bold as to ask WHY are zombies quite as popular as they are? It is a horror trope that I've never quite understood...

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    Dunno, but I am going to a Zombie themed wedding in a couple of weeks.


    Quote Originally Posted by Faddah Callahan View Post
    Dare I be so bold as to ask WHY are zombies quite as popular as they are? It is a horror trope that I've never quite understood...
    Insert witty comment here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faddah Callahan View Post
    Dare I be so bold as to ask WHY are zombies quite as popular as they are? It is a horror trope that I've never quite understood...
    I'm not so sure it's really about the zombies...I mean I think they are gruesome and kinda fun however I think that the whole theme is based on/around the human element. At least to me the appeal is to see how humanity reacts when there regalar lives are stripped away leaving only the rawest and simplest human wants. It's interesting to see how authors specifically handle the emotional aspects of their characters thrust into a chaotic and usually foreign world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Staad View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Faddah Callahan View Post
    Dare I be so bold as to ask WHY are zombies quite as popular as they are? It is a horror trope that I've never quite understood...
    I'm not so sure it's really about the zombies...I mean I think they are gruesome and kinda fun however I think that the whole theme is based on/around the human element. At least to me the appeal is to see how humanity reacts when there regalar lives are stripped away leaving only the rawest and simplest human wants. It's interesting to see how authors specifically handle the emotional aspects of their characters thrust into a chaotic and usually foreign world.

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    Or because they're all like cute, cuddly, and loving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mystima View Post
    Yeah am not to keen on the sparkling thing myself...why would you make a vampire sparkle in the first place?
    I think it's because Twilight vampires are related to leeches...and leaches are sorta like slugs. Y'know how slugs kinda sparkle? Well...there ya go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cozener View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mystima View Post
    Yeah am not to keen on the sparkling thing myself...why would you make a vampire sparkle in the first place?
    I think it's because Twilight vampires are related to leeches...and leaches are sorta like slugs. Y'know how slugs kinda sparkle? Well...there ya go.
    Brilliant!!!

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    errr...not so brilliant

    Looked it up and it appears that leeches and slugs are completely different animals. So that pretty blows my theory.

    HOWEVER...leeches, under certain light conditions do sparkle too so...there ya go. Twilight vampires are, apparently, leechanthropes.

    (still...I reaped a bit more joy out of connecting them directly to slugs)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl Hungus View Post
    errr...not so brilliant

    Looked it up and it appears that leeches and slugs are completely different animals. So that pretty blows my theory.

    HOWEVER...leeches, under certain light conditions do sparkle too so...there ya go. Twilight vampires are, apparently, leechanthropes.

    (still...I reaped a bit more joy out of connecting them directly to slugs)
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    If only it wasn't so bad....lol



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    Default Zombie plans

    A council has been forced to admit it has no specific plans to deal with a zombie invasion.
    The news comes after a "concerned citizen" made a bizarre request under the freedom of information laws.

    The citizen, believed to be a Mr Ainsley, asked Leicester City Council to explain its emergency plans to tackle a Dawn of the Dead-style attack.

    This lack of forethought by Leicesters Council is alarming. They should be prepared for a request to hold hold a Tory Party conference if one is made. After all there is a lot of money to be made from the rich.

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    this is absolutely hilarious



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    Dose best GW Bush impression

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    That's hilarious. Damnit, now I want to play COD

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    Quote Originally Posted by X.Miguel View Post
    A council has been forced to admit it has no specific plans to deal with a zombie invasion.
    The news comes after a "concerned citizen" made a bizarre request under the freedom of information laws.

    The citizen, believed to be a Mr Ainsley, asked Leicester City Council to explain its emergency plans to tackle a Dawn of the Dead-style attack.

    This lack of forethought by Leicesters Council is alarming. They should be prepared for a request to hold hold a Tory Party conference if one is made. After all there is a lot of money to be made from the rich.
    Hey, on the plus side, if something does happen, we all get to say the whole "They were warned!" line! And let's be honest, who could resist an opportunity like that?
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