Baker's Dozen

[DoctorDodge]

13 Laws You Would Make

1. Stupidity on purpose is illegal.
2. All politicians do not make more than 80,000 a year, with the exception of the president...they will make 75,000 a year!
3. Speed Limit on highways is optional only in the "fast" lane.
4. Unintentional stupidity is also illegal.
5. Littering on purpose is punishable by death.
6. Football players will only get paid when they actually do a good job!

(Absolutely disgusting how much all our players over here get paid and how much they generally sucked in last year's world cup!)

[The Road Virus]

13 Laws You Would Make

1. Stupidity on purpose is illegal.
2. All politicians do not make more than 80,000 a year, with the exception of the president...they will make 75,000 a year!
3. Speed Limit on highways is optional only in the "fast" lane.
4. Unintentional stupidity is also illegal.
5. Littering on purpose is punishable by death.
6. Football players will only get paid when they actually do a good job!
7. Legalize it.

[Merlin1958]

13 Laws You Would Make

1. Stupidity on purpose is illegal.
2. All politicians do not make more than 80,000 a year, with the exception of the president...they will make 75,000 a year!
3. Speed Limit on highways is optional only in the "fast" lane.
4. Unintentional stupidity is also illegal.
5. Littering on purpose is punishable by death.
6. Football players will only get paid when they actually do a good job!
7. Legalize it.
8. People that want to Legalize "Pot" get locked up automatically. It's much better as an illegal substance!!!!! LOL

[The Road Virus]

13 Laws You Would Make

1. Stupidity on purpose is illegal.
2. All politicians do not make more than 80,000 a year, with the exception of the president...they will make 75,000 a year!
3. Speed Limit on highways is optional only in the "fast" lane.
4. Unintentional stupidity is also illegal.
5. Littering on purpose is punishable by death.
6. Football players will only get paid when they actually do a good job!
7. Legalize it.
8. People that want to Legalize "Pot" get locked up automatically.
9. Duels re-legalized.

I don't want to argue but lets just say if you truly believe that you are misinformed/ignorant on the subject. Not to even dive into how un-american/democratic locking someone up for having (and expressing) an opinion- not saying it doesn't happen for rare issues like talking against the president/government but I don't agree with that either- espcially one that would only "harm" the individual, would be...

[Merlin1958]

13 Laws You Would Make

1. Stupidity on purpose is illegal.
2. All politicians do not make more than 80,000 a year, with the exception of the president...they will make 75,000 a year!
3. Speed Limit on highways is optional only in the "fast" lane.
4. Unintentional stupidity is also illegal.
5. Littering on purpose is punishable by death.
6. Football players will only get paid when they actually do a good job!
7. Legalize it.
8. People that want to Legalize "Pot" get locked up automatically.
9. Duels re-legalized.
10. Repeat Rapist's get castrated


Side note: This is just a light, back n' forth "Baker's Dozen" thread. Not a "Political Commentary" thread, IMHO. Perhaps, the subject was not fully thought through, but lets not wax political? Just a thought, not a mandate or criticism in any way, shape or form.

[iowabob]

13 Laws You Would Make

1. Stupidity on purpose is illegal.
2. All politicians do not make more than 80,000 a year, with the exception of the president...they will make 75,000 a year!
3. Speed Limit on highways is optional only in the "fast" lane.
4. Unintentional stupidity is also illegal.
5. Littering on purpose is punishable by death.
6. Football players will only get paid when they actually do a good job!
7. Legalize it.
8. People that want to Legalize "Pot" get locked up automatically.
9. Duels re-legalized.
10. Repeat First-time Rapist's get castrated.

Fixed it for ya.

[Garrell]

Merlin is right, I started this as a good fun thing, not one to make a political statement or run for office. Look at #1, get it?

[Merlin1958]

We should probably get outta this one ASAP and move on!!! LOL

[Merlin1958]

1. Stupidity on purpose is illegal.
2. All politicians do not make more than 80,000 a year, with the exception of the president...they will make 75,000 a year!
3. Speed Limit on highways is optional only in the "fast" lane.
4. Unintentional stupidity is also illegal.
5. Littering on purpose is punishable by death.
6. Football players will only get paid when they actually do a good job!
7. Legalize it.
8. People that want to Legalize "Pot" get locked up automatically.
9. Duels re-legalized.
10. Repeat Rapist's get castrated
11. People who illegally park in "Handicap" spots, get their DL revoked!!

[Garrell]

1. Stupidity on purpose is illegal.
2. All politicians do not make more than 80,000 a year, with the exception of the president...they will make 75,000 a year!
3. Speed Limit on highways is optional only in the "fast" lane.
4. Unintentional stupidity is also illegal.
5. Littering on purpose is punishable by death.
6. Football players will only get paid when they actually do a good job!
7. Legalize it.
8. People that want to Legalize "Pot" get locked up automatically.
9. Duels re-legalized.
10. Repeat Rapist's get castrated
11. People who illegally park in "Handicap" spots, get their DL revoked!!
12. Only 12 ugly people in a Wal-Mart at any giving time.

[mystima]

1. Stupidity on purpose is illegal.
2. All politicians do not make more than 80,000 a year, with the exception of the president...they will make 75,000 a year!
3. Speed Limit on highways is optional only in the "fast" lane.
4. Unintentional stupidity is also illegal.
5. Littering on purpose is punishable by death.
6. Football players will only get paid when they actually do a good job!
7. Legalize it.
8. People that want to Legalize "Pot" get locked up automatically.
9. Duels re-legalized.
10. Repeat Rapist's get castrated
11. People who illegally park in "Handicap" spots, get their DL revoked!!
12. Only 12 ugly people in a Wal-Mart at any giving time.
13. If you go shopping at Wal-mart you must cover yourself and not walk around in hot pants and bathing suits. and if you do, DO NOT wear a flaming cowboy hat and boa to match.(saw this today at work and almost gagged.)

[mystima]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch

[Garrell]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet

[Yaksha]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior

[Jean]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior
4. Black Swan

[Shannon]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior
4. Black Swan
5. Withnail & I

[Merlin1958]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior
4. Black Swan
5. Withnail & I
6. Captain America

[mystima]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior
4. Black Swan
5. Withnail & I
6. Captain America
7. Paranormal Activity 2

[alkanto]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior
4. Black Swan
5. Withnail & I
6. Captain America
7. Paranormal Activity 2
8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

[iowabob]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior
4. Black Swan
5. Withnail & I
6. Captain America
7. Paranormal Activity 2
8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
9. Bad Teacher

[Shannon]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior
4. Black Swan
5. Withnail & I
6. Captain America
7. Paranormal Activity 2
8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
9. Bad Teacher
10. Just Go With It

[Jean]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior
4. Black Swan
5. Withnail & I
6. Captain America
7. Paranormal Activity 2
8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
9. Bad Teacher
10. Just Go With It
11. The Last Exorcism

[RainInSpain]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior
4. Black Swan
5. Withnail & I
6. Captain America
7. Paranormal Activity 2
8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
9. Bad Teacher
10. Just Go With It
11. The Last Exorcism
12. The Full Monty

[Ricky]

13 movies you just watched recently whether they are at the movies or on video.

1. Sucker Punch
2. Bite The Bullet
3. 13th Warrior
4. Black Swan
5. Withnail & I
6. Captain America
7. Paranormal Activity 2
8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
9. Bad Teacher
10. Just Go With It
11. The Last Exorcism
12. The Full Monty
13. Poltergeist

[Ricky]

13 Things You've Vowed to Never Eat Again:

1. Fish