Baker's Dozen

[Jon]

13 Things to do in Summer

1. Drink at a beer garden
2. Barbeque
3. Go swimming
4. Tan at the beach
5. Read a fun book, like 'Jaws'
6. Go to a ballgame
7. Fireworks!!!!!
8. Camping
9. Throw a pool party
10. Cannibalism

I don't know where you are from, but that's more of a winter activity where I'm from.

that's true, ask the Donner party

I've always wondered how that was a "party." Was the food even good? Lots of drinking and dancing?