13 BS Excuses you use to get out of a social event

1. Can't, it's my dog's birthday that day
2. Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
3. I told my aunt's friend that I'd teach her how to use Facebook.
4. My IBS is acting up
5. I need to check in with my probation officer that day
6. A new Suntup book is going up for preorder.
7. My best pantyhose have a run in them, darn it!
8. I got my arm caught in the microwave
9. I got called in to work at the LAST minute, sorry!
10. I'm renewing my library card
11. I just remembered, I left the stove on