["Hip to be Square" plays on the radio]
Me : You like Huey Lewis and the news ?
Co worker : I guess so.
Me : Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when Sports came out in 83', I think they really came into their own. Commercially and artistically.
Co : I knew you were setting me up for that.
Man, I am just waiting for an opportunity to use Eames's (Inception) line : "You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling." on someone.
The other night I had a hard time getting Jacob to bed. He kept calling me to his room for everything.
After about the 10th incident of being called in there to fix something, look at something he was doing, give him more hugs, I said:
"You're killing me, Smalls."
If it is cold, I can't help but say... "It's a bit nipply out" from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
(yes, I am a child)
I say "nipply" too!
my husband usually replies by saying something about a log
Well, it couldn't get any hooter, hotter! than it is.
Tis the season to be merry...
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
That's my name!
No shit
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
I have discovered that " And that is why noone will remember your name" (from Troy) fits perfectly into conversation when someone does something stupid.
Sloth Love Chunk
This is a bit off topic, but my BIL is a real smart ass, has been for years. He always has smack talk at family occasions and he really gets obnoxious at times. I finally left the wise ass speechless when at a communal dinner he was making with the wise-cracks towards me yet again. So I said "I got one thing on ya you can never refute". He says, "Oh yeah? What's that Tall, dark and ugly"? I said, "Well, I've been fucking your sister for the last 30 years"!!! Total silence from him, laughter from everyone else!!!! Turns out no one had ever seen him with no comeback!!!
28 in 23 (?)!!!!
63 in '23!!!!!!!!!!
My Collection: https://www.thedarktower.org/palaver...ion-Merlin1958
The Houston Astros cheated Major League Baseball from 2017-18!!!! Is that how we teach our kids to play the game now?????
rofl
Bill, this is hilarious and totally needs to be re-posted here
I dread to think what you might say to your son
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope. Don't worry, I like my son!!!Originally Posted by Man with Knife
LOL LOL LOL
28 in 23 (?)!!!!
63 in '23!!!!!!!!!!
My Collection: https://www.thedarktower.org/palaver...ion-Merlin1958
The Houston Astros cheated Major League Baseball from 2017-18!!!! Is that how we teach our kids to play the game now?????
My sister gave Jacob a bubble wand for Easter. I was outside with her and Jacob the other day, trying to blow bubbles for him. it wasn't working too well.
Me: "Jacob, this isn't working as good as some that we've had before. Aunt Elle, where did you buy this, the toilet store?"
I am going to be using this soon!
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
Oh man, please tell me she got the reference!
Haha. Yes!
And what was really great was when Jacob repeated it 5 minutes later.
I completely forgot to post about this that happened a couple of weeks ago.
Jacob had his first visit to the ER after his head had a run-in with the corner of my mom's coffee table. We were in the waiting room, waiting for the goo they globbed on his head to completely numb the area so he could get stitches. He was super cooperative the whole time, didn't cry or anything, but just for kicks, to make him laugh amidst all the stress and chaos, I told him...
"After you get stitches, and it heals, you might have a scar. And you know what? You can do like The Joker and always ask people 'Wanna know how I got these scars?' And each time, you can make up a new reason."
He giggled for the first time since he got hurt.
Parenting can rock at times.
Outside with Jacob after it snowed. I told him that he knocked snow off the bush as he brushed the branch. He asked "what bush."
I said "this bush, like this." I shook the branch and said:
"Shakin' the bush, boss. Shakin' the bush."
After a cat scratched my arm at work..
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody."
LOL ^
I fucking love that movie.
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