There are new sanitation rules effective immediately. The following explains:


With the current touch screen technology incorporated into the latest devices it has become possible to utilise a software algorithm to employ the inbuilt device bio sensor as a pseudo turbo-encabulator, employed whenever a barescent skor motion is required. These sensors have a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving sensors are in a direct line with the panametric resistors. The adjusting sensor array consists simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling is effectively prevented, thus providing instantaneous feedback of viral residues.

As part of the on going fight against the corona virus. This software has been made widely available for free and is being pushed out to devices worldwide.

From today, it will no longer be possible to log into the site using a laptop, home computer, tablet or Phone device that does not have this technology installed.

If you are in possession of such a device, and you unable to log in, please ensure you have completely disinfected both your hands and the device itself using an alcohol wipe or similar antibacterial coated cloth.