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    Quote Originally Posted by Letti View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mia/susannah View Post
    I think men should mow the lawn with out their shirts on. I wish we women could do that. You men make me envious in some ways!!!
    Oh, how often I feel the same way. Men are so lucky.. if they are hot they can put on a potato sack and they still look smokin' hot. In summer they can enjoy the day without shirt. All the good stuff.
    Yeah...its great. Add to that that I have a shaved head. Talk about making things simple. Putting sunscreen on is a breeze. Speaking of breeze, riding in a convertible is a carefree joy. No matter what I do I never have to worry about how my hair looks.

    BTW Jean. I'm satisfied. Unless someone else wishes to expand upon the dynamics of yard work fashion, merge away.

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    Well, since apparently shirts aren't considered neccessary; are pants?
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    If we're talking about pants in the British sense of the word...yes!


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    Do you have a different definition of pants?
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    Yes, pants are underwear - what you call pants we call trousers

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    Well, are either really needed for lawn care?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brice View Post
    Well, since apparently shirts aren't considered neccessary; are pants?
    Not if you are the one mowing!!!!

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    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
    I’ll be your friend forever


    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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    Quote Originally Posted by BROWNINGS CHILDE View Post
    Opinions for two polls include

    1. TP over or Under: Answer: three sea shells
    2. Mayo or Miracle Whip: Answer: both are f'n gross......hot sauce

    that is all
    Right on! Those sentiments go double for me, BC. So, I guess, six sea shells and fire sauce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cozener View Post
    BTW Jean. I'm satisfied. Unless someone else wishes to expand upon the dynamics of yard work fashion, merge away.
    I would, right now, but the topic took an unexpected turn... I will wait some more...

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    When weed wacking I'd suggest, at the very least, some safety glasses and a cup. Never know where those bits of root, pebbles, and twigs are going to fly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkthoughts View Post
    Yes, pants are underwear - what you call pants we call trousers

    Now that's just weird.

    She's different from me.

    KILL HER!!
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    Always check your shoes for spiders.

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    did you know that the average person swallows 4 to 8 spiders in their lifetime... usually when they are sleeping?
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    Yes! Also at most nearly every second of your life you are within three feet of a spider.

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    Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixen of Death View Post
    did you know that the average person swallows 4 to 8 spiders in their lifetime... usually when they are sleeping?

    On purpose??
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    Spiders in the United States:

    All spiders are venomous.

    A "Daddy long leg" (Harvestman) is NOT a spider. (IT has only one body segment) it cannot spin a web but is often found caught by true spiders...thus it can be seen in a web. It has venom that can kill a human as quickly as the black widow but it's fangs cannot penetrate even the thinnest human skin.

    ...of the spiders in the U.S. only about 10 can penetrate the thinnest human skin.

    ..of these 10, the brown recluse gets the most attention

    most "brown recluse" bites are the work of a very common Yellow sac spider.

    The bite of a brown recluse spider causes an ulcer, pain around the ulcer and symptoms much like the flu. Untreated, the bite of the brown recluse can kill an upcompromised adult.

    The yellow sac spider is far more abundant and causes a smaller ulcer with no flu like symptoms. An uncompromised adult will survive the yellow sac spider's bite. But it WILL suck. LOL

    The black widow can and will kill. This beast has trouble penetrating human skin but clearly can do so.

    Fortunately, the black widow and brown Recluse are...reclusive, and avoid moisture.

    The brown widow's bite is readily survivable without treatment.

    The hobo spider is the culprit in many of the other "brown recluse bites." It is not so reclusive. It's bite creates an ulcer smaller than a brown recluse but larger than the yellow sac spider. The hobo spider's bite will cause flu like symptoms and can kill an untreated, uncompromised adult.


    The small red bumps that folks wake up with and claim to be "spider bites" are usually the work of bed bugs. The bed bug is making a big comeback in the U.S. I have seen them in many 5 star hotels and upper class homes. The bedbug has nothing to do with sanitation.

    The real fear should lie with the assassin bug and the kissing bug. They tend to focus on tender skin of mouth, lips and nose (this is where their fangs can penetrate) as the human sleeps.

    Don't be so quick to blame an itchy red bump on a spider. Think bed bug.

    An ulcerated bite is more likely the yellow sac spider.

    As the climate warms... educate yourself on the Kissing and assassin bug. Their venom is not an issue. The bacteria they transmit is an issue.


    I have gleaned this information from 15 years in pest control/structural inspection. I have educated many doctors on the Yellow sac spider and the brown recluse.
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    Default Beagles vs Bears!!!

    Tell me what u think!!!! I think Beagles have waaaayyyy more personality than Bears, Your thoughts?
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    Definitely Bears. Beagles are a lot more energetic than Bears, and Beagles make great burglar alarms from what I have heard (pun intended). HOWEVER, where Beagles will bark at the burglar and let everyone know he's there, Bears will simply maul the hell out of the burglar and let you sleep until morning when you can call the cops to come get the corpse.

    Also, you don't have to walk Bears at 2am. I mean, don't we all know that Bears do their business in the woods?
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    Jean. I defer.
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    This thread is shortly going to be merged with that thread, or, if enough good things are said about bears, with BearrrRRRrrrs thread.

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    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Touche!


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    Look I'm down with the Bears but Yogi over Snoopy? C'mon its a no-brainer Snoopy every time!!! If nothing else Snoopy makes it to every major sporting event!! LOL

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