Your uselessness is epic.
Your uselessness is epic.
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I was In New Orleans before Katrina,
walked by a t-shirt store and saw this black tee with:
"FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK"
I wanted to buy it so bad but I'd never be able to wear it anywhere.
I was thinking maybe around the house.... My luck my mother in law would show up unannounced.
“The battle between good and evil is endlessly fascinating because we are participants every day.” - Stephen King
My friend Phil in Mississippi had a shirt that said "Fuck y'all I'm from Detroit" so I stole it momentarily and wore it to Tupelo and Columbus. He said, "You're going to wear that?!?!?!" I said, "Well why would you have a shirt that's not signed that you wouldn't wear??!?!?!"
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A can of beer with "Necrophilia" in place of the common "Budweiser" script, followed by the caption beneath: "Crack open a cold one"
Nymphomaniac <--- now that would be a conversation starter of a t-shirt!
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oh good Lord, it has been sitting here for four years, and I've only now seen it!! one of the best things I've read in years
let alone this!!!This one is for Jean. The second amendment to the U.S. constitution is often refered to as the "right to bear arms"
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/secondamendment/male
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to love my shirt that said, "I'm with stupid" while my husband wore a shirt that said, "I am so smrt"...
Yes, smrt, not smart.
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Your brownie points have expired.
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one of Brice's ideas he once came up with a t-shirt slogan that says HEROIN: NOT just a female superhero
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
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How about:
Satin is Evil
(yes intentional misspelling)
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"If they call it the World Series, why do they always play it in the Bronx"?
Boston Sucks
"Got Rings"?
LOL
28 in 23 (?)!!!!
63 in '23!!!!!!!!!!
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The Houston Astros cheated Major League Baseball from 2017-18!!!! Is that how we teach our kids to play the game now?????
I have a shirt that I got in pharmacy school.
Front: Top ten reasons to stay up late with a pharmacist
Back:
1. Pharmacists RX rated
2. They do it Over The Counter
3. Have a longer duration of action
4. Can do more than just lick and stick
5. Have a quick reconstitution time
6. Can suggest alternate routes of administration
7. Are patient lovers
8. Do it PRN.
9. Can counsel of rectal and vaginal insertion techniques
10. Accept third parties.
Sloth Love Chunk
Sheep Have Feelings Too
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I have a pet dinosaur
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Having an affair with Jimi Hendrix
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one I bought for my son for Halloween "Don't worry, you are safe, the zombies are looking for brains"
one I saw at work a week ago "The internet went out so I decided to go outside"
one that I keep seeing around town. Jean might like this one "The right to arm bears" has a picture of a bear with a rifle.
one my daughter got from one of her friends "Do you believe in Love at first sight or do i have to walk by again"
a shirt I got for my husband because it is partially true "The people that drive me crazy most are my family" he wore it on Christmas...his mom wasn't laughing.
Does whatever a spiderman does.
Will Blog For Food
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i'm gonna go to t-shirt hell and customize one in the following manner (oh and btw spencer's is offering a temporary contest where if you design a t-shirt for them you get a discount on it; although t-shirt hell offers an even bigger discount, and does so all the time):
a rather large, very red, penis-shaped lollipop.
emblazoned underneath of which will be the charming phrase "cock sucker"
Fashion Police
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I am the devil, and I come to do the devil's work!
i have seen this one all over the place this past year.
http://www.cafepress.com/+right_to_a...SE&pid=5185601
Does whatever a spiderman does.