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    October 21st? First the Dark Tower movie gets delayed and now the end of the world? Gosh and fucking darnit, it's always the coolest stuff that happens to! (Crossing fingers it doesn't happen to the new Dredd movie...)

    Oh, and Jean: also glad to see I made your list! (Even if I've still yet to watch Repulsion...)
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    Ya know...I'll be punished, and rightly so, for saying this, but it would serve that man right if God DOES in fact perform the Rapture on October 21, and simultaneously makes him World Public Enemy number one in the mind of the forthcoming Antichrist.

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    The thing is;- if the old guy gets it right, no one will thank him (as we will all be raptured)
    if he gets it wrong (again) then no one will thank him

    Really he need to learn to shut the F&&K up.

    I even read on one of the news sites today, that they are considering sueing him under the 'terrorism act' due to the wide spread panic he has caused............

    ........................................ **tumbleweed**

    I never saw no wide spread panic?

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    If I predict the rapture for every day of they year...each year; I'm bound to be right...or I;ll die and be forgotten.
    All that's left of what we were is what we have become.

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    You are a profit Jon, can I be in your cult?
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    Jon, how could you ever be forgotten?

    Btw I'll be in the cult. It should involve sheep of some sort, though.

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    Ummmm......I meant prophet.....haha.
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    we all profit from the prophet

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    Quote Originally Posted by candy View Post
    The thing is;- if the old guy gets it right, no one will thank him (as we will all be raptured)
    if he gets it wrong (again) then no one will thank him

    Really he need to learn to shut the F&&K up.

    Quote Originally Posted by razz View Post
    I'm kind of disappointed that the Rapture didn't occur the 21st. I was totally ready for world peace, human rights, and the advancement of scientific discovery.
    I wasn't, for any of these.

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    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I predict sunset...very soon!

    Come my children. Gather round with the rest of my "flock" for the end of the nuclear bomb's good twin.
    All that's left of what we were is what we have become.

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    i think the 21st WAS the Rapture. Jesus took one quick glance, realized there ain't one soul currently on earth who's worthy, and just passed us all by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon View Post
    I predict sunset...very soon!

    Come my children. Gather round with the rest of my "flock" for the end of the nuclear bomb's good twin.
    Praise the Great Holy Gawd Bomb!!!!!

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    BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

    THE MONSTERS ARE COMING!

    BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

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    "I'm not dead yet."
    "Oh shut up... you will be in a moment."
    "No, really; I feel fine. I feel haaaapy, I feel haaaapy!"

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    I say we get Blondie to play their signature hit during a worldwide benefit concert on October 21

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adumbros View Post
    i think the 21st WAS the Rapture. Jesus took one quick glance, realized there ain't one soul currently on earth who's worthy, and just passed us all by.
    Precisely. This is the reason why I am perfectly sure nothing like this is going to happen in my life time: who am I to start an event of such unprecedented scale for?

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    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Every day, a lot of people disappear, never to be seen again. That's been going on forever. So, yeah, the rest of us might not notice anything out of the ordinary, if the number weren't significantly large. And Satan would probably confuse us by sending some kind of demon or something to try and impersonate Jean. lol

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    oh God no one Jean is enough

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    Well as we get closer to the "big day" in December...did you notice that the day, the 21st is in there for some reason...that is what i noticed. maybe he got the date wrong by one year and 7 months...just saying.....


    not that i believe that stuff...lol


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    That's not even funny!!!!

    I guess I better keep my towel handy... and my electronic thumb.

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    Don't forget to give the dolphins lots of fish before they leave.


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    I will indeed.... and beware when the mice start disappearing!!!!

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    Also. be on the watch for "Dogs sleeping with Cats"!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by pathoftheturtle View Post
    Every day, a lot of people disappear, never to be seen again. That's been going on forever. So, yeah, the rest of us might not notice anything out of the ordinary, if the number weren't significantly large. And Satan would probably confuse us by sending some kind of demon or something to try and impersonate Jean. lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Adumbros View Post
    oh God no one Jean is enough
    they don't call us "bears" for nothing...

    Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    well "bear" with me

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