The Rapture

[Yeah Sure Whatever]

Volcano in Iceland just started erupting, triggering over 50 earthquakes. And so it begins
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2...-volcano_n.htm

[LadyHitchhiker]

Well folks, I'm still here and it's 9:30 pm.... And Jon's still alive, and texting me like a maniac, or his zombie is... Zombie Jon is watching the race, so there are apparently still people racing in rapture times... although one just let the mf bomb on the tv so they're probably getting fined enormously....

And me, well I'm done with work in a half hour, gonna take a shower and head to bed... I still love you all!

[blavigne]

it has been May 22 for 3 hours here by now

Yea!! So glad your're still here!!

[blavigne]

If the world doesn't end today I am in huge trouble for all the stuff I put off...........................ooooops

[Merlin1958]

Well, I figured I wasn't going in the "Rapture, but what's the rest of you folks story??????????




LOL LOL LOL

[Jon]

Well, I figured I wasn't going in the "Rapture, but what's the rest of you folks story??????????

Insanity!

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

I fully expected to still be here today, rapture or no, but I'm glad you non-heathens are still here as well.

[Bethany]

if I dont see you again i love you too

you know candy,

I love you
Linda the bearQueen
Liz
Lisa the Fox
Woofer
Brice
Jon
feverish
Heather
Melikey
Barbara
path
Nikolett
brother John B.
Odetta
bethany
Doctor Dodge
pam
Browning's
...and all my other friends...

- WHETHER OR NOT I'll see you again!

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Jean, it made my day to make your list.

[Iwritecode]

[alinda]

Jean , my goodness i am so honored to make your list too, and yeah I'm still here too. recon I alwys will be. i am way too eveil to be taken to heaven in any kind of glory after all.
and NOW I have a new job idea too.:rofl;

[LadyHitchhiker]

That kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jean]

oh yes

[Odetta]

Sooo funny!!

[Yeah Sure Whatever]

Thats going on FB!

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Of course, now the destruction has been rescheduled for Oct 21. What a jackass! Ok. I wouldnt believe any of this crap at any rate, but if this guy was a true prophet of God, would God allow him to be wrong twice?!? I mean, did Noah say "There will be a great flood.", build the ark, and then when it didnt rain say, "oh I was wrong, it will be in 7 more years"? Then say, "this time, 40 days 40 nights" and then when that day came to pass say" gimmee another six months"? I guess I missed that chapter of Genesis. This guy should be charged with terrorism. I understand that he is protected by the first ammendment, but you cant run into a theater and yell "FIRE". This is the same thing but on a global scale, and it victimizes the less intelligent of our species.

[Merlin1958]

Maybe "God" works for a "small press publisher"?


LOL LOL LOL


Sometimes I just "Rapture" myself!!!!! LOL

[Yeah Sure Whatever]

Maybe "God" works for a "small press publisher"?


LOL LOL LOL


Sometimes I just "Rapture" myself!!!!! LOL

I think you mean rupture

[Merlin1958]

Maybe "God" works for a "small press publisher"?


LOL LOL LOL


Sometimes I just "Rapture" myself!!!!! LOL

I think you mean rupture

Well, I was going for the whole "Theme thing", but I think I like yours better!!!!!


LOL

[Yeah Sure Whatever]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Could use some rapture

[Adumbros]

Of course, now the destruction has been rescheduled for Oct 21. What a jackass! Ok. I wouldnt believe any of this crap at any rate, but if this guy was a true prophet of God, would God allow him to be wrong twice?!? I mean, did Noah say "There will be a great flood.", build the ark, and then when it didnt rain say, "oh I was wrong, it will be in 7 more years"? Then say, "this time, 40 days 40 nights" and then when that day came to pass say" gimmee another six months"? I guess I missed that chapter of Genesis. This guy should be charged with terrorism. I understand that he is protected by the first ammendment, but you cant run into a theater and yell "FIRE". This is the same thing but on a global scale, and it victimizes the less intelligent of our species.

[pathoftheturtle]

I will raise up a prophet from among their countrymen like you, and I will put My words in his mouth, and he shall speak to them all that I command him. It shall come about that whoever will not listen to My words which he shall speak in My name, I Myself will require it of him. But the prophet who speaks a word presumptuously in My name which I have not commanded him to speak, or which he speaks in the name of other gods, that prophet shall die. You may say in your heart, "How will we know the word which the LORD has not spoken?" When a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the thing does not come about or come true, that is the thing which the LORD has not spoken The prophet has spoken it presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him.

-- Deuteronomy 18:18-22

In fact, this is one of the roots of scientific method; aside from Israel, few ancient religions had demands for verifiable predictions.

[LadyHitchhiker]

October 21st? That's my wedding anniversary!!! LOL If I'm still married by that point, that is.

[Iwritecode]

So now the world is going to end on October 21st? That will be a shitty b-day for me.