I rented Clash of the Titans the other day, the new version.....
It sucked.
"So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."
Clash of the Titans was fucking atrocious. One of the only few times I regretted purchasing tickets to watch a movie in theaters.
I had my infatuations, but we both know in our hearts who is the sole love of my short, bright life.
oh no. Definitely not a keeper.
"So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."
watched part of a movie called Lo. was watching it on Netflix streaming. had to shut it off after about 30 minutes. if you never heard of it here is a clip.
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Does whatever a spiderman does.
ooops, i enjoyed Clash of the Titans. switched off my brain and was just entertained![]()
Candy, that's blasphemy! I hate remakes almost as much as book to movie adaptations
Seriously though, why doesn't Hollywood understand, just because a film is dated that doesn't mean it needs to be remade. The original Clash Of The Titans is a classic and all the more enjoyable for the genius special effects.
Man on the Moon.
Forever Young
Man Without A Face.
H G Well's War of the Worlds - the new one; no not the one with Tom Cruise in it. - It was so incredibly boring I thought I might die.
Stan Helsing.
Time I wasted in my life I can't ever get back again. Two I watched simply because Mel was in them and at the time I was young and had a crush on him.
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"Species II". Or better known as "Live Action Hentai"
In the Name of the King: Dungeon Siege
This movie is HORRIBLE. It has Jason Statham in it and still couldn't be saved. It was so poorly put together it's laughable.
The guy that directed that movie, Uwe Boll? Something like that, sucks donkey balls. He ruined a bunch of movies, most notably BloodRayne. If you ever see him at the store buying a video game, run up and kick him in the nutsack. He ruins every video game movie he's ever touched.
"So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."
Uwe Boll... Germanys/World worst moviemaker. When i see him....
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My Stephen King collection
http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/...on-Stockerlone
Non-King collection
http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/...rlone-Non-King
Hmmmm....I guess I can list movies I will avoid like the plague...
Any movie staring Will Farrell. I do not find him funny or even slightly entertaining.
Any movie with "Madea" in the title. Tyler Perry is not funny to me, rather I find him slightly insulting.
Any movies with Adam Samburg - I simply do not "get" him.
All things Austin Powers. Totally makes me sick to look at him.
Any movie with Quentin Tarantino associated with it in any way. I think he is a hack and if you eliminate the word "fuck" from his movies you would be left with very little.
Natural Born Killers. OMFG I felt like I needed to scour myself with comet after watching that.
Superbad was just that. Super bad.
A Serious Man by the Coen brothers. I was seriously pissed at myself for watching this when it was over. Bored me out of my mind.
But! Keep in mind that these opinions are from a guy who ranks B*A*P*S as one of his top ten favorite movies EVER.![]()
Never heard of Megamind but saw the others and did not like. I thought Pulp Fiction was a horrible piece of filth.
...okay, just googled Megamind and remember it coming out and seeing the trailers and thinking it just looked stupid. I'm not really into very many cartoons....except for Beavis & Butthead!
I liked Pulp Fiction, but I agree with you about Tarantino. Dude's an overrated hack.
"So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."
You have some serious guts to see an Uwe Boll film. LOL.
Fun fact: There's going to be a sequel, and, get this, there was an explosion on the set of the sequel not too long ago. Thankfully no one was seriously injured, but I think it's safe to say the movie gods (and the world) doesn't want to see this released.
Anything i've attempted to watch by Uwe Boll was really, really bad. I've not "tried" to watch them all but the 5 or so i did try i didn't make it through any of them. He does actually box his critics in matches though and kicked their ass's pretty bad in the one series of matches i saw. I'm not even going to list Madea or anything else, Uwe Boll is the worst of the worst for me...
Tyler Perry's not that bad. I kind of like Madea.
Tarantino is a hell of a script writer. Cursing aside the man can write some damn good dialogue and dialogue is extremely hard to write. He's a much better screen writer than director. His movies are entertaining and besides Ingorious Basterds, don't exist outside the realm of a well written, decently acted entertainment movie.
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