Baker's Dozen

**Merlin1958** · 02-19-2013 08:35 AM

13 Favorite Saturday Night Live Skits

1. Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers ("Good morning boys & girls, can you say Bitch?")
2. Dan Aykroyd as right-wing nut job. ("Jane, you ignorant slut...")
3. Jepoardy w/ Sean Connery (The Rapists for $200")
4. Phil Hartman/David Rockefeller ("there's been a public outcry from people who are distraught that we're selling off our architectural treasures to the Japanese. It seems there's a perception that the Japanese are some 'evil empire' to be feared and distrusted. Well, I just want to reassure the American people that the Rockefeller empire is every bit as evil. ... Probably more so!")
5. You rook Mahvelous!!!!! Billy Crystal

**alkanto** · 02-19-2013 08:42 AM

13 Favorite Saturday Night Live Skits

1. Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers ("Good morning boys & girls, can you say Bitch?")
2. Dan Aykroyd as right-wing nut job. ("Jane, you ignorant slut...")
3. Jepoardy w/ Sean Connery (The Rapists for $200")
4. Phil Hartman/David Rockefeller ("there's been a public outcry from people who are distraught that we're selling off our architectural treasures to the Japanese. It seems there's a perception that the Japanese are some 'evil empire' to be feared and distrusted. Well, I just want to reassure the American people that the Rockefeller empire is every bit as evil. ... Probably more so!")
5. You rook Mahvelous!!!!! Billy Crystal
6. Schweddy Balls

**Merlin1958** · 02-19-2013 08:47 AM

13 Favorite Saturday Night Live Skits

1. Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers ("Good morning boys & girls, can you say Bitch?")
2. Dan Aykroyd as right-wing nut job. ("Jane, you ignorant slut...")
3. Jepoardy w/ Sean Connery (The Rapists for $200")
4. Phil Hartman/David Rockefeller ("there's been a public outcry from people who are distraught that we're selling off our architectural treasures to the Japanese. It seems there's a perception that the Japanese are some 'evil empire' to be feared and distrusted. Well, I just want to reassure the American people that the Rockefeller empire is every bit as evil. ... Probably more so!")
5. You rook Mahvelous!!!!! Billy Crystal
6. Schweddy Balls
7. Wayne's World

**pathoftheturtle** · 02-19-2013 08:51 AM

13 Favorite Saturday Night Live Skits

1. Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers ("Good morning boys & girls, can you say Bitch?")
2. Dan Aykroyd as right-wing nut job. ("Jane, you ignorant slut...")
3. Jepoardy w/ Sean Connery (The Rapists for $200")
4. Phil Hartman/David Rockefeller ("I'm evil!")
5. You rook Mahvelous!!!!! Billy Crystal
6. Schweddy Balls
7. Wayne's World
8. the cork soakers

**CRinVA** · 02-19-2013 09:35 AM

13 Favorite Saturday Night Live Skits

1. Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers ("Good morning boys & girls, can you say Bitch?")
2. Dan Aykroyd as right-wing nut job. ("Jane, you ignorant slut...")
3. Jepoardy w/ Sean Connery (The Rapists for $200")
4. Phil Hartman/David Rockefeller ("I'm evil!")
5. You rook Mahvelous!!!!! Billy Crystal
6. Schweddy Balls
7. Wayne's World
8. the cork soakers
9. Emily Litella (sp?)/Gilda Radner - "Never mind"

**pathoftheturtle** · 02-19-2013 09:40 AM

13 Favorite Saturday Night Live Skits

1. Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers ("Good morning boys & girls, can you say Bitch?")
2. Dan Aykroyd as right-wing nut job. ("Jane, you ignorant slut...")
3. Jepoardy w/ Sean Connery (The Rapists for $200")
4. Phil Hartman/David Rockefeller ("I'm evil!")
5. You rook Mahvelous!!!!! Billy Crystal
6. Schweddy Balls
7. Wayne's World
8. the cork soakers
9. Emily Litella /Gilda Radner - "Never mind"
10. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

(sp? ✓)

**Merlin1958** · 02-19-2013 09:47 AM

13 Favorite Saturday Night Live Skits

1. Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers ("Good morning boys & girls, can you say Bitch?")
2. Dan Aykroyd as right-wing nut job. ("Jane, you ignorant slut...")
3. Jepoardy w/ Sean Connery (The Rapists for $200")
4. Phil Hartman/David Rockefeller ("I'm evil!")
5. You rook Mahvelous!!!!! Billy Crystal
6. Schweddy Balls
7. Wayne's World
8. the cork soakers
9. Emily Litella /Gilda Radner - "Never mind"
10. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin
11. Darrell Hammond (?) as Bill Clinton (biting his lower lip)

**CRinVA** · 02-19-2013 09:57 AM

13 Favorite Saturday Night Live Skits

1. Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers ("Good morning boys & girls, can you say Bitch?")
2. Dan Aykroyd as right-wing nut job. ("Jane, you ignorant slut...")
3. Jepoardy w/ Sean Connery (The Rapists for $200")
4. Phil Hartman/David Rockefeller ("I'm evil!")
5. You rook Mahvelous!!!!! Billy Crystal
6. Schweddy Balls
7. Wayne's World
8. the cork soakers
9. Emily Litella /Gilda Radner - "Never mind"
10. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin
11. Darrell Hammond (?) as Bill Clinton (biting his lower lip)
12. Dan Ackroyd/Steve Martin- Two Wild and Crazy Guys!

**pathoftheturtle** · 02-19-2013 09:59 AM

Darrell Hammond is just great in everything. What a talent. Awesome as Jesse Jackson. Hilarious as Trump. Although I still must say the aforementioned Connery impression has to be his funniest.

Originally Posted by CRinVA

12. Dan Ackroyd/John Belushi - Two Wild and Crazy Guys!

You mean Aykroyd/Steve Martin, don't you?

**CRinVA** · 02-19-2013 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by pathoftheturtle

Darrell Hammond is just great in everything. What a talent. Awesome as Jesse Jackson. Hilarious as Trump. Although I still must say the aforementioned Connery impression has to be his funniest.

Originally Posted by CRinVA

12. Dan Ackroyd/John Belushi - Two Wild and Crazy Guys!

You mean Aykroyd/Steve Martin, don't you?

duh - attribute it to old age! Yes that is what i mean! Post corrected! thank you!

**pathoftheturtle** · 02-19-2013 10:27 AM

13 Favorite Saturday Night Live Skits

1. Eddie Murphy as Mr. Rogers ("Good morning boys & girls, can you say Bitch?")
2. Dan Aykroyd as right-wing nut job. ("Jane, you ignorant slut...")
3. Jepoardy w/ Sean Connery (The Rapists for $200")
4. Phil Hartman/David Rockefeller ("I'm evil!")
5. You rook Mahvelous!!!!! Billy Crystal
6. Schweddy Balls
7. Wayne's World
8. the cork soakers
9. Emily Litella /Gilda Radner - "Never mind"
10. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin
11. Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton (biting his lower lip)
12. Dan Ackroyd/Steve Martin- Two Wild and Crazy Guys!
13. ...Number 13... hmmm... I don't know. What could that be? You think... maybe... SATAN?! (Dana Carvey's The Church Lady)

**pathoftheturtle** · 02-19-2013 10:27 AM

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

**Coulrophobia** · 02-19-2013 10:37 AM

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. Groundskeeper Willie

**Merlin1958** · 02-19-2013 03:49 PM

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. Groundskeeper Willie
3. The Comic Book Guy

Not a huge fan, but that character always seemed to make me laugh!!

**alkanto** · 02-19-2013 04:00 PM

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. Groundskeeper Willie
3. The Comic Book Guy
4. Ralph Wiggum

**Coulrophobia** · 02-19-2013 04:01 PM

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. Groundskeeper Willie
3. The Comic Book Guy
4. Ralph Wiggum
5. Sideshow Bob

**Merlin1958** · 02-19-2013 04:02 PM

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. Groundskeeper Willie
3. The Comic Book Guy
4. Sideshow Bob
5. Krusty the Clown
6. Sideshow Bob

**Coulrophobia** · 02-19-2013 04:05 PM

Ok I am gonna hang up my Baker Dozen cleats. lol I seem to be an instigator for confusion.

**Merlin1958** · 02-19-2013 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Coulrophobia

Ok I am gonna hang up my Baker Dozen cleats. lol I seem to be an instigator for confusion.

Don't go, we just posted at the same time. I fixed it, I think!! LOL

**pathoftheturtle** · 02-19-2013 04:17 PM

Um, almost - lemme just fix your fix:

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. Groundskeeper Willie
3. The Comic Book Guy
4. Ralph Wiggum
5. Krusty the Clown
6. Sideshow Bob
7. Professor Frink

**Merlin1958** · 02-19-2013 04:20 PM

Oops!!! LOL LOL

**Stebbins** · 02-20-2013 09:54 AM

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. Groundskeeper Willie
3. The Comic Book Guy
4. Ralph Wiggum
5. Krusty the Clown
6. Sideshow Bob
7. Professor Frink
8. Bart Simpson

**Coulrophobia** · 02-20-2013 10:14 AM

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. Groundskeeper Willie
3. The Comic Book Guy
4. Ralph Wiggum
5. Krusty the Clown
6. Sideshow Bob
7. Professor Frink
8. Bart Simpson
9. Chief Clancy Wiggum

**Stebbins** · 02-20-2013 10:16 AM

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. Groundskeeper Willie
3. The Comic Book Guy
4. Ralph Wiggum
5. Krusty the Clown
6. Sideshow Bob
7. Professor Frink
8. Bart Simpson
9. Chief Clancy Wiggum
10. Duff Man (Duff Man can't die, only the actors who play Duff Man!)

**Coulrophobia** · 02-20-2013 10:32 AM

13 favorite Simpsons characters

1. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. Groundskeeper Willie
3. The Comic Book Guy
4. Ralph Wiggum
5. Krusty the Clown
6. Sideshow Bob
7. Professor Frink
8. Bart Simpson
9. Chief Clancy Wiggum
10. Duff Man (Duff Man can't die, only the actors who play Duff Man!)
11. Boobarella

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