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    Maerlyn's Imp HONKYTONKSMASH has much to be proud of HONKYTONKSMASH has much to be proud of HONKYTONKSMASH has much to be proud of HONKYTONKSMASH has much to be proud of HONKYTONKSMASH has much to be proud of HONKYTONKSMASH has much to be proud of HONKYTONKSMASH has much to be proud of HONKYTONKSMASH has much to be proud of HONKYTONKSMASH has much to be proud of HONKYTONKSMASH has much to be proud of HONKYTONKSMASH's Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin1958 View Post
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    That's a whole lotta' LOL
    LOL Just like old St. Nick!!! I figure if you're going to "LOL" you may as well go for the gusto!!! (lol?)
    That's the spirit brotha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HONKYTONKSMASH View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by HONKYTONKSMASH View Post
    That's a whole lotta' LOL
    LOL Just like old St. Nick!!! I figure if you're going to "LOL" you may as well go for the gusto!!! (lol?)
    That's the spirit brotha!
    Absolutely!!! I appreciate the sentiment. Besides, over the years I've garnered a "reputation" for them. Gotta give the folks what they expect, right? (chuckle).
    28 in 23 (?)!!!!

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    PM sent... now that I know where my address is for Christmas.

    Also - I can totally send a naked chick for $50. You'll just have to inflate her.

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    the Return of CRAZY DOG! Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute

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    Quote Originally Posted by stkmw02 View Post
    PM sent... now that I know where my address is for Christmas.

    Also - I can totally send a naked chick for $50. You'll just have to inflate her.
    I already have that type of gal... I'm just to damned old now to manually inflate her anymore... so just send one of those viagra electric air pumps so I get it up again.

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    the Return of CRAZY DOG! Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute

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    or a helium bottle... been a while since I had myself a spinner.

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    Owner Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg's Avatar

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    Back on topic.
    Maximum one response per person to innuendos.

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    the Return of CRAZY DOG! Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute Sir_Boomme has a reputation beyond repute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
    Back on topic.
    Maximum one response per person to innuendos.
    ^was that post on topic, and does that max count also apply to you?

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    can I gift by 1 innuendo post as my secret santa gift?

    also, does that count as on topic? I'm thinking it does...

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    If anyone is thinking about a "secret santa" for me....


    http://www.ebay.com/itm/The-Stand-by...970&rmvSB=true


    Spoiler:
    I've been a VERY good boy!!! LOL LOL LOL Make an "offer to the seller"? LOL
    28 in 23 (?)!!!!

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    Why send packages to you when they just sit in a parcel locker?

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    Hahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    Why send packages to you when they just sit in a parcel locker?
    Did God just become British?
    "One day you're going to figure out that everything they taught you was a lie."

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    Why send packages to you when they just sit in a parcel locker?
    I have two signed books sitting in a US parcel locker
    "A real limited edition, far from being an expensive autograph stapled to a novel, is a treasure. And like all treasures do, it transforms the responsible owner into a caretaker, and being a caretaker of something as fragile and easily destroyed as ideas and images is not a bad thing but a good one...and so is the re-evaluation of what books are and what they do that necessarily follows." - Stephen King

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    Demon of the Prim AKC has much to be proud of AKC has much to be proud of AKC has much to be proud of AKC has much to be proud of AKC has much to be proud of AKC has much to be proud of AKC has much to be proud of AKC has much to be proud of AKC has much to be proud of AKC has much to be proud of AKC's Avatar

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    Yes you do!

    Black #69 EOTD is one of them!

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    *knuckle crack*

    Haven't logged onto TDT.org in a dogs age, and I come back to see that my Secret Santa idea from last year is off and running without me! I can't say I'm surprised, it was a hell of a lot of fun last Christmas.

    So yeah, I've missed you crazy kids, I'm back, and I'm in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemCrashOverRide View Post
    *knuckle crack*

    Haven't logged onto TDT.org in a dogs age, and I come back to see that my Secret Santa idea from last year is off and running without me! I can't say I'm surprised, it was a hell of a lot of fun last Christmas.

    So yeah, I've missed you crazy kids, I'm back, and I'm in.
    Atta boy! And yes it was toooooo much fun can't wait to give my presents!!!
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    ANY S/L #459

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    As I am securing my bookshelves to the wall in my brand new home library and will soon be unpacking and shelving my King collection and other books, I expect to compose an extensive list for Santa to fill any empty space.

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    Jerome - can you confirm that you received my address?
    Looking for:
    S/L: "Insomnia" (#117), "Firestarter", "EOTD #98"
    US 1st/1st: "Night Shift"
    Portfolios: "'Salem's Lot", "Cycle of Werewolf" (#192)
    please help me find any #731 or #431

    My full Wanted List

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    Quote Originally Posted by burial View Post
    Jerome - can you confirm that you received my address?
    Yes, we got it!




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    Owner Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg is loved more than Jesus Randall Flagg's Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by burial View Post
    Jerome - can you confirm that you received my address?
    Yes.
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    Jerome - can you confirm that you received my address?
    Yes, we got it!




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    Sebastian,
    You may have started a whole new thread.

    Go on then. Show us pics of your best street names! (To keep it on thread... the winner gets a loverly Santa Present!)

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    Not to go on all fours; that is the Law. Are we not Men?. T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47 people like to rub elbows with me T-Dogz_AK47's Avatar

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    LOL!




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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Dogz_AK47 View Post
    LOL! :nana
    I've been there several times. (no kidding!)

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    Check out this hilarious article about the village in Austria, called Fucking....

    Austrians Not Amused

    British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly named village.

    While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of Fucking are failing to see the funny side.

    Only one kind of criminal stalks the sleepy 32-house village near Salzburg on the German border - cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humor and a screwdriver.

    But the local authorities are hitting back with the signs now set in concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.

    "We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed," the officer said.

    "It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile."

    Local tourist guide Andreas Behmueller said it was only the British that had a fixation with Fucking.

    "The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg," he explained. "Every American seems to care only about 'The Sound of Music' (the 1965 film shot around Salzburg.) The occasional Japanese wants to see Hilter's birthplace in Braunau."

    "But for the British, it's all about Fucking."

    Guesthouse manager Augustina Lindelbauer described the village's breathtaking lakes, forests and vistas. "Yet still there is this obsession with Fucking," she said. "Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards."



    http://www.banderasnews.com/0611/nw-fucking-austria.htm



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