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    my husband said the same thing last night. hahaha


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    Spoiler:
    A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
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    A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
    ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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    I showed that to my wife... Not even a hit of a smile...
    "A real limited edition, far from being an expensive autograph stapled to a novel, is a treasure. And like all treasures do, it transforms the responsible owner into a caretaker, and being a caretaker of something as fragile and easily destroyed as ideas and images is not a bad thing but a good one...and so is the re-evaluation of what books are and what they do that necessarily follows." - Stephen King

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    Get it while you can!!!

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    Bill is only interested if it's personalized to him. As a die hard Red Sox fan he wouldn't have it any other way.

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    Does he have a favourite Red Sox player? Maybe we could club together and get it signed. I'm sure he'd be overjoyed...
    "A real limited edition, far from being an expensive autograph stapled to a novel, is a treasure. And like all treasures do, it transforms the responsible owner into a caretaker, and being a caretaker of something as fragile and easily destroyed as ideas and images is not a bad thing but a good one...and so is the re-evaluation of what books are and what they do that necessarily follows." - Stephen King

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br!an View Post
    Get it while you can!!!

    Very Fine Books!!!

    "Faithful" Signed First Edition, First Printing
    [Fine/Fine]

    Personally signed by Stephen King directly onto the title page.


    Scribner (December 2, 2004). Stewart O'Nan and Stephen King "Faithful: Two Diehard Boston Red Sox Fans Chronicle the Historic 2004 Season". Signed First Edition, First Printing with full number line as required on the copyright page. A hardcover edition. The price on the dust-jacket has not been clipped. A rare signed first edition for the Stephen King collector that would also be ideal for the Red Sox fan. Fine/Fine

    $575


    This was really funny, if you thought I might actually, BUY this!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Bill is only interested if it's personalized to him. As a die hard Red Sox fan he wouldn't have it any other way.

    This, however was not funny at all!!!! Unless you have a video of some poor Red Sux fan waving a pennant at the 1986 World Series while Ray Knight scores and Bill Bruckner goes off to find the ball, Nothing in this vein will yield much in the way of the sought after remarks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post



    LOL LOL LOL
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    Now thats funny!
    "A real limited edition, far from being an expensive autograph stapled to a novel, is a treasure. And like all treasures do, it transforms the responsible owner into a caretaker, and being a caretaker of something as fragile and easily destroyed as ideas and images is not a bad thing but a good one...and so is the re-evaluation of what books are and what they do that necessarily follows." - Stephen King

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    Now, THIS is funny!!! LOL
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    Spoiler:



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    Just for Bill:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
    Just for Bill:

    Okay, now that'll get you two LOL's!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
    Spoiler:



    Spoiler:



    Spoiler:



    You do realize that you need professional help, right? LOL
    28 in 23 (?)!!!!

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    that first one is creepy and the last one looks like a mix of Pink Floyd's The Wall: The Movie mixed with Monty Python
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    Quote Originally Posted by fearless-freak View Post
    that first one is creepy and the last one looks like a mix of Pink Floyd's The Wall: The Movie mixed with Monty Python
    Like, Terry Gilliam and Roger Waters had a child together!!! OMG!!!
    28 in 23 (?)!!!!

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