Occupy TDT.Org

[Shannon]

Thorin Oakenshield,

My friend. If you join us, of course you can still win the prizes (out of character: only Merlin and the people who run the site aren't eligible, and that's because they've taken themselves out so others can win), in fact, I would say that your odds of winning are increasing exponentially every time you take a step closer to the One Percent.

Regarding the cheat sheet for the quiz, I do not have one. And honestly, even if I had one, I would not give it to you unless it were a life or death situation. You are better than that. We have complete and utter faith in your abilities and talents, which is why we chose you.

You don't need a cheat sheet.

You are the cheat sheet.

[Merlin1958]

Well, it would appear that my goals are almost in hand. Anarchy is upon us!!!! Muwhahahahaha!!!

[ChristineB]

Secretary of Keeping It Real?
Secretary of Even Keel?
Secretary of the Department of Woman Collectors?
Secretary of Keeping the Boys In Line? (good luck with that one)

Thanks TN. I will go with Secretary of Even Keel I think (I don't believe I have gone off completely here for at least a couple years so it works )

I wouldn't even dream of trying to keep the boys in line, especially for this event, they are already so far gone I believe we passed the sign that reads "leaving the twilight zone and entering no where no where land" a couple days back.

Have changed my sig. I don't want to change my avatar cause I am not sure where the original for it is. hehe

[Merlin1958]

Secretary of Keeping It Real?
Secretary of Even Keel?
Secretary of the Department of Woman Collectors?
Secretary of Keeping the Boys In Line? (good luck with that one)

Thanks TN. I will go with Secretary of Even Keel I think (I don't believe I have gone off completely here for at least a couple years so it works )

I wouldn't even dream of trying to keep the boys in line, especially for this event, they are already so far gone I believe we passed the sign that reads "leaving the twilight zone and entering no where no where land" a couple days back.

[Coulrophobia]

I need a nap I thought you wanted to be Secretary of Evel Knievel.

[Merlin1958]

Fear not fellow "Occupy" members!!!

"Buddy Christ" is on our side and we will forgive the One Percenter's their transgressions for they know not what they do!!!

[Merlin1958]

Behold the One Percenter's!!!!

[Merlin1958]

I'm your "Buddy"!!!!

[Merlin1958]

Poke the bull and you get the horns!!! I knew it wouldn't be long before my title went south!!! LOL LOL

However, I forgive you!!!!

[ChristineB]

Poke the bull and you get the horns!!! I knew it wouldn't be long before my title went south!!! LOL LOL

However, I forgive you!!!!

Oh my goodness... you guys are too much really.

Yes I hope you got that nap Coulro. hehe

[Coulrophobia]

Yes I did thank you for asking. LoL I will say this whole thing has been very entertaining the last few weeks. It has turned into a prize fight. Will there be a weigh in tonight prior to the battle tomorrow ?

[Merlin1958]

Updated "Cabinet" positions!!

1. Secretary of Vice - Brice
2. Secretary of Dreams - Bad Penny
3. Secretary of Defense - Mattrick
4. Secretary of Suspense - Jean
5. Secretary of Erotica - Sir Boomme
6. Secretary of Putrification - CRinVA
7. Secretary of Proofs - John Hanic
8. Secretary of Down Under - Jimimck
9. Secretary of Propaganda - Ricky
10. Secretary of Sarcasm - TwistedNadine
11. Ambassador to Germany - Ben Staad
12. Ambassador to Argentina - Ari Racing
13. Dick, Sexytary of Hardwood - Dolso
14. Secretary of Scream - Stebbins
15. Secretary of Even Keel - ChristineB
16. Secretary of the Contrary - SGC1999
17. Under Secretary of Sarcasm - Explorer
18. Secretary of Secrets - Shaq
19. Secretary of Cuisine - Lost Rose
20. Librarian of Congress - stkmw02 (Krystle)
21. Secretary of Shawshank - AKC
22. Secretary of Absenteeism - Cit74
23. Cabinet Jester - Needfulthings
24. Secretary of Space & Missile Defense - George at C-Springs
25. Secretary of Not the Director for the Day - Randall Flagg
26. Secretary of Commerce - Wizardsrainbow
27. Secretary of the Crystal Ball - Garrell
28. Secretary of the Interior - Coolrophobia
29. Overlord of Mood Swings and Nitpicking - Wedealinlead
30. Minister of Minutia - Scoogs
31. Secretary of Chaos - Room 217 Caretaker
32. Secretary of State - ELazansky
33. Secretary of Bolloxing - DoctorDodge
34. Secretary of Secrecy - Brownings Childe
35. Secretary of the Dead - Kingfan24
36. Secretary of Sloth - Lurker
37. Secretary of red and black - Alkanto
38. Secretary of Nothing - Thorin Oakenshield
39. Secretary of Sexy - Odetta
40. Secretary of Mayhem - Sentinel
41. Secretary of Irn Bru - Made In Scotland From Girders - Alan_G
42. Secretary of Randomness - thegunslinger41


Note to Cabinet Member's!!!! Cabinet members are encouraged to incorporate the above "Occupy" logo into Sigs, posts, or avatar until the conclusion of the "Occupy TDT.Org" event!!!

Present Cabinet members!!

[Randall Flagg]

I presume that in anticipation of this event that all of you 99%ers have refrained from bathing for a week or more.

[Ben Staad]

I presume that in anticipation of this event that all of you 99%ers have refrained from bathing for a week or more.

Please I haven't bathed in over two weeks now. I shared all my bath water with the other 99% and only had enough left to wash my hands. We are the 99 and proud of it.

[jhanic]

I'll be SO glad when this whole thing is over!

John

[Shannon]

Last I heard, cardboard boxes and sewer catacombs do not have showers and bathtubs.

[Ben Staad]

Last I heard, cardboard boxes and sewer catacombs do not have showers and bathtubs.

Who said anything about showers and bathtubs?

[Shannon]

Showers and bathtubs are used in the act of bathing.

[Sir_Boomme]

I presume that in anticipation of this event that all of you 99%ers have refrained from bathing for a week or more.

Please I haven't bathed in over two weeks now. I shared all my bath water with the other 99% and only had enough left to wash my hands. We are the 99 and proud of it.

I haven't used the bathroom for over two weeks... so tomorrow - like always... I'll be full of it... and postin' shit.

[Ben Staad]

Showers and bathtubs are used in the act of bathing.

Here is another example of the lies that the 1% would have us believe. There are streams, rivers, oceans, and walmart restroom sinks. All acceptable places to bathe for the 99%'ers.

Hail Merlin! His day is near.

[Randall Flagg]

..., and walmart restroom sinks. All acceptable places to bathe for the 99%'ers.

You have exactly defined yourself and everyone here (not the 1%). I am pleasantly surprised a peasant can be so eloquent.

[Merlin1958]

Tomorrow is the BIG DAY!!!!!

Unify!!!!

[Merlin1958]

My "Director for a Day" status begins in less than 7 hours!!!

My first "Official Act" will be to grant "Clemency" to all the "Occupy" movement members and Cabinet!!!


Occupy!!!! Unify!!! Solidify!!!

REMEMBER!!! You can "Purchase Reputation" through a $10 donation to the Haven Fund!!!!

[EXPLORER]

I presume that in anticipation of this event that all of you 99%ers have refrained from bathing for a week or more.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

[Merlin1958]

The current record is 461, right?

Yes, but that number is inflated by several things. Perhaps 25-35% were spam bots. Since I changed the verification system it dropped about 125 "guests" off at any given time. I wish I knew how many of the 461 were members.
Yesterday we peaked at ~9:35 am (PST) with 75 members and 216 guests. Total 291.

Well, I went back and did my homework and since "El Jefe" is not here at the moment, I'm gonna say that these are the numbers to beat!!! So, every "member" over 75, that is "Online" during the "Occupy" period wil receive a $1 donation to the "Haven Fund Widget" from me!!! I'll even go so far as to say that the greater number between total users (291) and "members" we exceed over the posted totals, I will do likewise. So, in summation, the greater HF donation between more "total users" over 201 or, "members" over "75" I will donate $1 for every one logged in!!!

Made sense when I started typing!!! LOL LOL LOL