wow
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if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
wat
Define woman.
Define fart.
Define pee.
Define they.
Define do.
Oh, and define when.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
dude, were you bored or what?
. . . but i'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
~ spike
Life is a garden...dig it!
/speechless
10/10
2:45 am- 11th February 2008- I Finished The Dark Tower
the answer is 42
/thread
Ya know, I know we have some odd topics on this level of the tower, but do we have to keep this particular one?
Margaret Emmie Mackey Catoe, you are, have been, and always will be my soulmate, and I love you.
Con todo mi corazon, por todo de mis dias. And I always will, in this life and into the next.
August 2, 1947 - September 24, 2010
Ask your mother, sister, girlfriend, or a doctor.Originally Posted by ICry4Oy
No, they don't.
I will tell you the truth. Ladies don't pee at all. They just visit the toilet and they pretend that they are peeing but actually they are painting cute butterflies on Chinese vases (when they finish them they hide them behind the toilet) and write poems and sonnets about colourful bunnies and poppy fields.
Roland would have understood.
okay, i'll give you this. but the answer is also 17.
yes. yes we do.
and tell the truth samuel. you're just pissed that a.) you didn't think of it first and b.) it's not about sex.
letti is teh awesome!
. . . but i'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
~ spike
WIN.
Actually, women don't fart OR burp, so we must bitch or else we would explode.
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
And then they fart.
At least the married ones do....haha
Sloth Love Chunk
this reminds me vividly of a certain youtube video.. mayhap ICry has seen it?
Letti for win!!
"...neither the stupid jokes nor the easy surface emotions were the truth of Cuthbert Allgood."
Now that everyone knows the truth (and that is the truth), can we consider the question answered, and the thread ready for the Clearing, or does anyone insist on contributing something else?
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't seen anyone post any pictures yet
What a ridiculous topic. Everyone knows that peeing and farting and women don't go together at all. I don't think I've been that close to laughing in days.
Random PM's are loved!
Call me Can.
Discord Tag: Can*/Tommy (They/Them pronouns)#5588
I understand now... Thanks Letti, for helping me see the light
2:45 am- 11th February 2008- I Finished The Dark Tower
Are you sure you want to know the answer to this question?
Hmmmm...maybe!
Reasoning = I was at the Texas State Fair this past Monday and had to give in to my aversion to using public restrooms. Had to go that bad! So I'm standing at the longass line of urinals and there are about 15 of us standing there pissing. I tell ya, it sounded like the horns of Jerico! ...except this one guy who's ass, I SWEAR!, sounded like it was saying something about sporks. Anyway, it made me wonder if women play such symphonys(sp?) when they pee and if they do it like men - completely without shame and in some cases with great pride! Or do they pee, fart, blush, say "excuse me", rinse/lather/repeat?
OH! Speaking of the State Fair.....they had these (4) chocolate covered strawberries on a stick. Looked way too much like used anal beads for me to dare try 'em.
the chances of this thread to be merged with the existing TMI thread are getting bigger and bigger
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mowing the lawn without a shirt on...
I do this. I like to do it. I feel that, as a man, its my prerogative. Its the only time I have to get a little color and I see no reason to wear a shirt just to do something that gets it dirty when I have the option not to.
My wife hates it and wants me to stop. She says its "trashy" and "redneck". She has even offered to mow the lawn so that I won't go outside shirtless and embarrass her.
Thoughts?
I don't mow the lawn shirtless
The only reason for me to be shirtless is if I'm swimming
otherwise I'm just blinding passing cars on my street with my seethroughness
an whoopsy, voted yes
if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
I say, what the hell...do it naked if it makes ya happy! Seriously, I don't care if someone's toned, fat, thin, hairless, hairy...whatever, people have too many hang ups about themselves as it is. Some stuff you should just be allowed to put your foot down and say...I'm mowing the lawn, it's hot...and I'm taking my shirt off!" More power to you, I'll even get you a cold beer when you've finished
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