Roland - Adam Sandler
Eddie - Will Farrell
Susannah - Queen Latifah
Jake - Andy Milonakis
Roland - Adam Sandler
Eddie - Will Farrell
Susannah - Queen Latifah
Jake - Andy Milonakis
I've got one:
Roland Deschain
Eddie Dean
Susannah (Awesome Kong...wrestler)
Jake
Walter
Tick Tock Man
Gasher
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Oh shit dude, your Roland completely fucking pw3nd mine.
I do not know their names,
or who would play who but
the worst I could think of
would be the cast of ......
"Scary Movie".
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Sheb
Susan Delgado
Not a horrible casting, a good on that just came to mind is Kathy Bates as Sylvia Pittson.
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Wow...that's bad for ANY D.T. character.. hell that's just bad for a regular human being
bitches please....i got this
Roland----- Hillary Duff
Eddie----- Roger Moore
Jake---- Michael J. Fox
Susannah-- Lucy Liu
Randall Flag--- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Oy---- a talking parrot
Tick Tock--- Paul Reubens
......in the end this feel good family movie about friendship takes our wild and zany cast of characters through a magical land called mid-world. There they skip through the roses, slap corporate stickers over everything that says "Nozz-a-la", "bango skank", or "sai" and then proceed to suck eachother's cocks until the Crimson King rapes the shit out of the good people of mid-world.
Thank you.
The End.
those would definately be the worst case senarios
Roland...Burt Reynolds
Susannah...Eddie Murphy
Jake...Macaulay Culkin
Eddie
The Pere...Jerry Lewis
Roland - Woody Allan:
Eddie - David Hasselhoff:
Jake - Rowan Atkinson:
Susannah - Matt Lucas as Vicky Pollard:
Oy - Paris Hilton's dog:
Roland would have understood.
Depape
Jonas
Sheemie
Crimson King
Mordred
Cordelia Delgado
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Roland...
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
Larry David as the Crimson King...
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How about Carrottop?
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Holy crap you guys I had to stop looking at these because I literally laughed out loud at some of these... which isn't a problem unless you are sitting in a History of American Culture class and your professor is lecturing about racism in movies... awkward moment lol
Can I be Jake?
Jojo... It would be really amazing to be in a D.T. Movie...
Aw com'on!! The Hoff and Ru Paul in a movie? I would watch that! LOL
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Roland
Eddie
Susanna
Jake
Walter
Oy
Jonas
Crimson King
Sloth Love Chunk
That's the best line-up yet, Brownings!
Finished The Dark Tower at 6:03AM on December 21, 2009.
The man in black fled across the desert,
and the gunslinger followed.