Originally Posted by
Hunchback Jack
Originally Posted by
jeffingoff
Originally Posted by
jeffingoff
Originally Posted by
Hunchback Jack
Based on your dates, I think you and I have more or less the same titles on preorder, lotuz.
I think i might die if TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS ever ships. It will at least make me question who I am. Because for so long I have been The One Who Waits for TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS. I don't know how to be The One Who Holds TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS. My tremendous patience for TDTL has underscored my identity as a collector. Once I have the book, I won't be able to point to Order #218768 from November 22nd 2013 as testimony to my loyalty and self discipline. For that, I'd have to turn to Order #288275 from November 2nd 2015 for FOUR HALLOWEENS 2.
EDIT: I thought FOUR HALLOWEENS was the name of the book, not how long I'd have to wait. God, I hope it doesn't go to FIVE HALLOWEENS.
That was damned funny, Jeff.
(I got you beat though - my oldest order is from October 2012. I am also waiting for Turn Down the Lights, though)
WOW. That's a contest I wouldn't want to win.
It was fun to go through all my preorders and get a tally. And to see how reckless I've been with my money. As far as CD goes, here's the list:
1. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT NOVEMBER 2013
2. FOUR HALLOWEENS 2 NOV 2015
3. NIGHT SHIFT JUNE 2016
4. NEW CEMETERY DANCE BOOK CLUB (6 BOOKS) AUGUST 2016
5. SHIVERS 8 SEPTEMBER 2016
6. STRANGE WEATHER SEPTEMBER 2017
7. 2 EDITIONS OF AN UNANNOUNCED BOOK JANUARY 2018
8. FLIGHT OR FRIGHT MARCH 2018
9. FORTHCOMING GRAB BAG MAY 2018
10. USHERS PASSING JULY 2018
11. SOUTHERN REACH TRILOGY DECEMBER 2018
12. TOMORROW’S JOURNAL JANUARY 2019
13. CEMETERY DANCE SELECT JEFF STRAND FEBRUARY 2019
14. BEST OF CEMETERY DANCE 2 MARCH 2019
15. GWENDY’S MAGIC FEATHER MAY 2019
16. JANE GOES NORTH SEPTEMBER 2019
17. TOUCH THE NIGHT DECEMBER 2019
18. MIDNIGHT UNDER THE BIG TOP X2 FEBRUARY 2020
19. THE RED CHURCH MARCH 2020