Parodies

[LadyHitchhiker]

Parody of Squeezebox by the Who
S'zanna's got a gun now
She wears on her chest
And when Eddie comes home
He never gets no rest

cause she’s shooting all night
And her aim is all right
S'zanna's got a gun now
Eddie never sleeps at night

Well the Jake don’t eat
And the Oy cant sleep
There’s no escape from the shooting
In the whole damn street

cause she’s shooting all night
And her aim is all right
S'zanna's got a gun now
Eddie never sleeps at night

Trigger’s in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
Trigger’s in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

cause she’s shooting all night
And her aim is all right
S'zanna's got a gun now
Eddie never sleeps at night

He goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I’m so in love with you
S'zanna's got a gun now
Eddie never sleeps at night

Trigger’s in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
Trigger’s in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

cause she’s shooting all night
And her aim is all right
S'zanna's got a gun now
Eddie never sleeps at night

[LadyHitchhiker]

Don't Bother (Shakira)
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest hook
And she's fat free (fat free fat free fat free)

For her I went to school
And she speaks in my dreams
I promise I won’t scream
Oh isn't she cool

She practices losing beams
She'd never lose her nerve
She's more than I deserve
And she’s far better than me

Hey, hey

So don't bother
I won't die of obsession
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

And don't bother
I'll be fine
But she's waiting
In time even I will lose my mind
So don't bother, be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't know
How to devote to you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?

She's countless feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat you see
And it's not my last life at all

Hey, hey

So don't bother
I won't die of obsession
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

And don't bother
I'll be fine
But she's waiting
In time even I will lose my mind
So don't bother, be unkind

For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If I could stay, but you won't, but you won't

So don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be
fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry(cry cry cry cry y y y y y)

And after all I'm glad that my mind will be wiped
Promise you won't ever see me cry y

Don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be
fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry cry cry cry y y y

And after all I'm glad that my mind will be wiped
(will be wiped, will be wiped, will be wiped)
Promise you won't ever see me cry cry cry y y y y

[LadyHitchhiker]

All my drugs are packed
I’m ready to go
Got a tourist shirt to cover the load
I have no one to wake to say goodbye
And my heart is achin
It’s early morn
The taxis waitin
He’s blowin his horn
Already I’m so jonesing
I could die

So see me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait on me
And to this world I never will let go
cause I’m leavin on a jet plane
Don’t know when I will land again
Oh man, I hate to go

There’s so many times that I’ve come down
So many times I’ve messed around
I tell you now, life don’t mean a thing
Evry place I go, Ill think of you
Evry song I sing, Ill sing for you
When I come back, I’ll have my own drug ring

So see me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait on me
And to this world I never will let go
cause I’m leavin on a jet plane
Don’t know when I will land again
Oh man, I hate to go

Now the time has come for Roland to meet you
One more time
Let me see you
Then close my eyes
We’ll be on our way
Dream about the days to come
When I won’t have my drugs to cope
For how long a time, I wont have to say

So see me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait on me
And to this world I never will let go
cause I’m leavin on a jet plane
Don’t know when I will land again
Oh man, I hate to go

But, I’m leavin on a jet plane
Don’t know when I will land again
Oh man, I hate to go

[LadyHitchhiker]

I don't want a lot from Gilead
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care who you tie and burn
To the Charyu tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want from Gilead is you

I don't want a lot from Gilead
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care who you tie and burn
To the Charyu tree

I don't need to hang my pistol
There in my holster
Gunnas won’t make me happy
As a toy on Christmas day

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want from Gilead is you

I won't ask for much from Gilead
I won't even wish for snow
And I, I just wanna keep on waiting
In this bonfire’s glow

I won't make a list and send it
Ask for astin so I won’t be sick
I won't even stay awake
To hear those magic triggers click

Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding onto me so tight
What more can I do
Oh baby, all I want from Gilead is you

All the stars are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of Roland’s
Laughter fills the air

And everyone is singing
I hear those blaine’s wheels spinning
Walter won't you bring me
The one I really need
Won't you please bring my baby to me, quickly

I don't want a lot from Gilead
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby
Standing right outside the door

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, all I want from Gilead is you

All I want from Gilead is you, baby

[LadyHitchhiker]

Janie's Got A Gun Parody
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of my gun
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

S’zanna’s got a gun
Szanna’s got a gun
All the worlds’ve come undone
Can’t plot the days by the sun
What did that bad guy do?
Throw a brick right on you?

You know he never got arrested
He threw the kid into a cab
But man, he had it comin'
Now that S’zanna’s got a gun
She ain't never gonna let ‘im be bad

S’zanna’s got a gun
S’zanna’s got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell her now it's untrue
What did that bad guy do?

He jacked the little bitty baby
The man drove her quite insane
They say that Walter made him blunder
The lightnin' and the thunder
Knew that someone had to start the pain

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

S’zanna’s got a gun
S’zanna’s got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me it's not true
It's S’zanna’s last I.O.U.

She had to take him down easy
And put a bullet in his brain
She said 'cause nobody believes me
The man made me a sleeze
He ain't never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

S’zanna’s got a gun
S’zanna’s got a gun
S’zanna’s got a gun
Everybody is on the run

S’zanna’s got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run (Honey, honey what's your problem)
'Cause S’zanna’s got a gun (Tell me it ain't right)
S’zanna’s got a gun (Was it bad guy’s head lobbin')
Her dog day's just begun (That made you scream at night)
Now everybody's on the run
S’zanna’s got a gun

[LadyHitchhiker]

(tune of final countdown by europe)

We’re joining together,
But still its farewell
And maybe we’ll come back,
To tv, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We’re making ground
Will things ever be the same again?

It’s the star trek countdown...

We're warping to Vulcan and still we stand tall
Cause maybe they’ll see us and welcome us all
With so many light years to go and things to be found
I’m sure that we’ll all miss her so.

[LadyHitchhiker]

You fill up my senses parody

Like Shardik in the forest
Like the mountains mute’s springtime
Like Zoltan in the rain
Like a mule in the desert
Lobstrosity oceans
You fill up my pistol
Come fill me again

Come let me find you
Let me give my life for you
Let me drown in your laughter
Let me die in your path
Let me lay down beside you
Let me always be with you
Come let me find you
Come circle again

Let me give my life for you
Come let me find you
Come circle again

You fill up my senses
Like Shardik in the forest
Like the mountain mute’s springtime
Like a Zoltan in the rain
Like a mule in the desert
Lobstrosity oceans
You fill up my pistol
Come fill me again

[LadyHitchhiker]

Umbrella parody
Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Callahan)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good man gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Draw three... Action)
Ahuh Ahuh

No clouds in my paths
Let it rain, I shoot straight even with blanks
Eddie’s coming down with the Jones
When the clouds path‘s not gone, we give’em hella
We fly faster than weather
And Blaine is better, You know me,
an anticipation, for inspiration. Stocked chips for the rainy day
Jake, Roland is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Callahan where you at?

You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
Maybe shoot magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in here hark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need beware
With you I'll always share
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now it's raining more than ever
But we'll still have each other
You can stand with my billybumbler
You can stand with my billybumbler
(Eller eller eh eh eh)
With my billybumbler
(eller eller eh eh)
With my billybumbler
(eller eller eh eh)
With my billybumbler
(eller eller eh eh eh eh eh eh)

The tower you see, will never come in between
You're part of my entity, here for Infinity
When the world has took it's part
When the worlds have dealt their cards
If the hands are hard, together we'll mend your heart
Because

[Chorus]
When the boy dies, we’ll die together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that we’re slaying more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand with my billybumbler
You can stand with my billybumbler
(Eller eller eh eh eh)
With my billybumbler
(eller eller eh eh)
With my billybumbler
(eller eller eh eh)
With my billybumbler
(eller eller eh eh eh eh eh eh)

You can run into my arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
Come into me
There's no tower in between our love
So go on and let the pain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because

[Chorus]
When the boy dies, we’ll die together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that we’re slaying more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand with my billybumbler
You can stand with my billybumbler
(Eller eller eh eh eh)
With my billybumbler
(eller eller eh eh)
With my billybumbler
(eller eller eh eh)
With my billybumbler
(eller eller eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's paining
Ooh baby it's paining
Boy come to me
Come into me
It's raining
Oh boy I’m paining

[LadyHitchhiker]

Parody of Filter's Hey Man Nice Shot
I wish I'd followed you
Now its a little late
What you could've taught me
I could've seen my father's face
They think that there's a happy ending
Well that's wrong
For the most part they're right
But look how they all got strong
That's why I say Roland nice shot
What a good shot man
Roland
Has gun
Hey man
Have fun
Nice shot
Now that Mordred's gone
And the air is all clear
Those who stayed right there
Got a new kind of fear
You'd fight and you were right
But they want to belong
They'd stick it in your face
And let you think what they consider wrong
That's why I say Roland nice, nice shot
What a good shot man
Roland
Has gun
Hey man
Have fun
Nice shot
I wish I'd followed you
I wish I'd followed you
I'd say
Nice shot

[LadyHitchhiker]

Parody of Buttons by Pussycatdolls

I think if I had this performed it would be a band we would name the Pizzahutdolls...

I wanna eat some turkey stuffin'! (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)
Saying what you gonna feed me (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)

I wanna eat some turkey stuffin'! (Uh huh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)
Saying what you gonna feed me (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)

Tips I fill
The pizza man I fall for
I like when the pizza guy
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a hungry mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this order on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)

You've been ordering all the right food all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help me out
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
They'll be falling atta my feet (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I wanna eat some turkey stuffin'! (Uh huh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)
Saying what you gonna feed me (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)

I wanna eat some turkey stuffin'! (Uh huh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)
Saying what you gonna feed me (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)

You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the food you said you had
Ain't been put in me
I wonder (wonder)
If I'm just too much for you
Wonder (wonder)
My appetite don't make you just
Wonder (wonder)
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (do)

Take a chance to recognize that you could feed me yours
I can see, just like most guys your cooking don't please
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
They'll be falling atta my feet (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I wanna eat some turkey stuffin'! (Uh huh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)
Saying what you gonna feed me (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)

Come on baby, feed me stuffin' babe
Some turkey stuffin' babe
Baby, won't you feed me stuffin' babe?
Bring the stuffin' babe

I wanna eat some turkey stuffin'! (Uh huh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)
Saying what you gonna feed me (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)

I wanna eat some turkey stuffin'! (Uh huh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)
Saying what you gonna feed me (Uh huh)
But you bring nothin' (Uh)

[B Rag]

I would write one, but I've forgotten most of the details of the series.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yeah well that turkey stuffin one had NOTHING to do with dt. It was just for funsies.

[B Rag]

Funsies!!!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Hmmmmmmmmm still can't get to page one! Please tell me it hasn't disappeared!

[LadyHitchhiker]

I'm begging you, Jean! Please tell me it's okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to add more parodies if they may disappear!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! Page one is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LadyHitchhiker]

I heard the song "Twilight" by Elliot Smith the other day, and when I was checking in books when the new Stephenie Meyer book came out, I came up with this to the tune of that very song:

Almost Forgot About Twilight
Haven't seen her name in a long time
But when the books come in I start crying
A new book and I've lost my mind
I live for the day when the craze is dying

I've got books to read, and none of hers I wanna see
I'd rather read Rosemary's Baby
Read some Stephen King, or just about anything
Cuz I'd rather read Rosemary's Baby

I can't help but feel lonely
But her books won't make me feel better
Pretty soon you'll find it's the only
thing you do is try to keep it together

I'm nice to you, I'd rather read something true
instead of Bella complaining she's somebody's baby
I could wear a smile if you stayed away a while
But how long before she has the baby?

Because I guess I'm not too bright
Well, I almost forgot about twilight
I just want them out of sight
Don't want to hear about Jake or Edward, I got no fight

Books are wonderful, when they're beautiful
But I'm already somebody's baby
And if I went with you I'd disappoint you too
Well, I'm done hearing about Bella's baby
Or who she's going to have as her baby

[fivethirtytwo]

Whenever, Wherever by Shakira (Parody)

Lucky I was born so far away so
Like Hercules, I could go the distance

Lucky I was born with an undamaged hand so
I could lose two fingers saving existence

lo ray lo ray lo ray
lo ray lo ray lo ray

Can't you see
The Crimson King says EEEEE!

Whenever, wherever,
I'm meant to reach the Tower
I'll be there and you'll be here
So suck my balls, my dear

There over, here under,
You'll never have to wonder
Who wins in the end, my dear
'cuz Randall Flagg is queer

[LadyHitchhiker]

Wow!!!!!!!!!!! That's wonderful! More more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fivethirtytwo]

Haha, why thank you. And since you insist, I guess I'll give another one a go. Although I'll tackle a much easier one with minimal changes this time.

You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate (Parody)
(As sung by Walter O' Dim)

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You Crimson King (Crimson King, you)

I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You Crimson King

Where did you come from, demon?
How did you know, I needed you?
How did you know, I needed you so badly?
How did you know I'd give my soul gladly?

Yesterday, I was being raped on the road by strangers
Now you're lying next to me, giving it to me

[LadyHitchhiker]

That's absolutely wonderful!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to see more!!! It's been a while since my brain has been able to be inspired since it's been so occupied, but perhaps with this thread more active I will be once again more inspired....

[LadyHitchhiker]

Parody of Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby, a parody of the Dreamcatcher book. Done with a little help from Raron. It's really gross but good, we think.
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Yo M I B kick it!
Butt butt baby
Butt butt baby
All right stop
drag up a sled and listen
Butt is back with my brand new invention
something grabs a hold of me nightly
flowin' outta butts daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
turn off the lights and I'll go
to the extreme I destroy butts like vandals
infect a world, badass like Randall
Man
I'll trap the brain in rooms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly I have my own melody
Invading your brain's is the best felony
Love it or leave it
or stay out omy way
I'm not the good guy
but same shit different day
If it's a porblem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out my hook while my gun revolves it
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Your heart's still pumpin'
I'm gonna make your whole body be jumpin'
Quick on the learn, no point in faking
excuse me, could you please get me more bacon?
Burning servers if they ain't quick and nimble
I'm in charge. Can't you see the symbols?
My brain's overcome by this new tempo
maybe next time I'll just go solo
Rollin' in my 5 0
put the sirens on so I can hear them go
doggie's gone bye bye
just stopped to say hi
did I stop?
No off I fly
kept on cruising to the next stop
I'm going through snow - oh what a cockblock
another dude is dead
you don't like it I say, screw you
but I love my butt weasels and their keening
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Grey with a guage and killa in the mind
Rolling out got you by the balls
You're my bitch and you're always on call
feel like you're in Hell
I'm feeling fine
like Christmas bells
spreading weasels, hauling ass
jump in the cop car, to the water plant
Bumper to bumper, military got my back
not ready to rest, not ready to slack
Police on the scene
you know what I mean
they passed me up cuz I look squeaky clean
If there was a problem, I'll solve it
Check out my hook while my gun revolves it
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Take heed I'll take your world before you know it
Weasel in your butt, big enough to implode it
making all sorts of ass sounds
enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
Toiulet's dangerous as a chemical spill
lose your rhyme, your reason, ability to feel
conducted and formed
it's a hell of a spill
we make a hype you wanna run from this
slash up your face like a weasel ninja
cut like a razor blade so fast
Mr. Grey's like, "Damn
look what came out your ass!"
I'd sell it by the tgram
keepin composure when it's time to let loose
filling the toilet with lots of ass juice.
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby
Killa Butt Butt Baby

[LadyHitchhiker]

Another great parody, by me, of a Blue Oyster Cult Song known by the title Godzilla. I'm enamoured with the silliness of an idea that someone's bowels could take over Japan. They're sitting in the shitter, killing helpless millions of people just from the stench of their bowel movements and farts. Then later, "Oh no, I've really got to go", because where would I really go in this stinkhole? What if this all was contagious??? Like in Dreamcatcher
Buttzilla

With a terrible grimace and a tearing sound
He makes everyone faint just by being around

Helpless people riding on a train named Blaine
Scream bug-eyed as he poops again

He picks up his butt and he throws it back down
Then he wades through the sewage toward the center of town

Oh no, they say he’s got to go
Go go Buttzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Buttzilla, yeah

Oh no, I've really gotta go
Go go Buttzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go Buttzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How human gets taken over by aliens!
Buttzilla!

History shows again and again
How human gets taken over by aliens!
Buttzilla!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Two about my cat Majel. It's pronounced MAY-jull.
Parody of Amazing by Aerosmith
Majel by me
I kept the right thoughts out
And let the wrong ones in
Had an angel of furry to see me through all my sins
There were times in my life
When I was goin' insane
Tryin' to work through
The pain
When I lost my son
And I hit the floor
Yeah, I thought I could make it but couldn't get over the one I adored
I was so sick and tired
Of a livin' a lie
I was feelin' like I
Would die

But my Majel
She sure does try even if she ain't that bright
She's my Majel
And a moment arrives when I know we'll be alright
She's my Majel
And we're sayin' our prayer for the ones that I've lost tonight

My Majel fails when it comes to education
but how high can you fly with broken wings?
Her life was a journey before this destination
And she loves to hear me when I try to sing

She had to learn to cry
before she learned to walk
and I can tell it all just with how loud she talks
She was out on the street,
Just a tryin' to survive
Beggin to stay
Alive

But my Majel
She sure does try even if she ain't that bright
She's my Majel
And a moment arrives when I know we'll be alright
She's my Majel
And we're sayin' our prayer for the ones that I've lost tonight

Parody of Angel.. by Aerosmith

Majel
I'm in love
But, I don't know if I can face it tonight
I'm in tears and the cryin' that I do is without you
I want your love - Let's break the walls between us
Don't say enough - I'll put away my pride
Enough's enough I've suffered and I've seen the light

CHORUS:
Baby
You're my Majel
Come and love me tonight
You're my Majel
Come and make it all right

Don't know what I'm gonna do
About this feeling inside
Yes it's true - Grief has taken me for a ride
Without your love - I'm nothing but a begger
Without your love - I don't have a home
What can I do I'm sleeping in this bed alone

Baby
You're my Majel
Come and love me tonight
You're my Majel
Come and make it all right


Come and love me tonight

You're the reason I live
You're the reason I die
You're the reason I give
When you come out and cry
Don't need no reason why

Baby, Baby

CHORUS:
Baby
You're my Majel
Come and love me tonight
You're my Majel
Come and make it all right


You're my Majel
Come and love me tonight
you're my Majel
Come and make it allright
Come and love me tonight, Come and love me tonight, Come and love me tonight,
Come and love me tonight, Come and love me tonight


This one's even sadder, but sweeter... I feel inspired today.

Parody of Angel by Sarah McLachlan

Majel
Spend all my time praying
For a second chance
For a dream that will make it okay
There’s always another reason
To feel not good enough
And it’s harder at the end of the day
I need some distraction
Oh beautiful Shebrie
Memory seeps from my veins
Let me be happy
And waitless and maybe
I’ll find some peace tonight

In the arms of my Majel
Far away from here
From this dark cold alone room
And the emptiness that I feel
I am pulled from the wreckage
Of my silent grieving
I'm in the arms of my Majel
May I find some comfort here

So tired of missing Linus
And everywhere I turn
There’s something that brings his memory back
And the knife keeps on twisting
I keep on living the lie
That I'll make up for all that I lack
It don’t make no difference
Sleeping one last time
It’s easier just to grieve
in this sweet madness oh
This glorious sadness that brings me to my knees

In the arms of my Majel
Far away from here
From this dark cold alone room
And the emptiness that I feel
I am pulled from the wreckage
Of my silent grieving
I'm in the arms of my Majel
May I find some comfort here
I'm in the arms of my Majel
May I find some comfort here


This one's funny and sweet, I think...
Parody of Angel by Jimi Hendrix
Majel
Majel came from the shelter yesterday
She came home to rescue Mandarin and me
And she told me a story yesterday,
I didn't understand everything she wanted to say to me
And then she perched on the couch over me
She said she's gonna talk more tomorrow

And I said "cry on my sweet Majel,
Cry on through the night,
Cry on my sweet Majel,
Tomorrow I'm gonna be by your side"

Sure enough this morning came unto me
She started talking to us at the sunrise
And my Majel she said unto me
"today is the day for you to rise,
Take the string, play tug-of-war again,
You're gonna rise"
And she came down and wandered

And I said "cry on my sweet Majel,
Cry on through the night,
Cry on my sweet Majel,
Forever I will be by your side"

[LadyHitchhiker]

Where Eagles Dare Parody:
Where Zombies Dare
We walk the streets at night
We go where zombies dare
They pick up every movement
They eat up every loser
With rotting eyes and features
You think they really care?

I ain't digging another God#### f##ing ditch!
You better think about it baby
I ain't digging another God#### f##ing ditch!
You better think about it baby, babe

The stench of warm disease arrests your noontime meal
The zombie genocide is filling all the lands

I ain't digging another God#### f##ing ditch!
You better think about it baby
I ain't digging another God#### f##ing ditch!
You better think about it baby, babe

Let’s forget emotional pain
Let’s go and kick some ass
Forget about the gory stains
Just worry if you’ll last

With rotting eyes and features
You think they really care?
Let's go where zombie dare
We'll go where zombie dare

I ain't digging another God#### f##ing ditch!
You better think about it baby
I ain't digging another God#### f##ing ditch!
You better think about it baby
I ain't digging another God#### f##ing ditch!
You better think about it baby
I ain't digging another God#### f##ing ditch!
You better think about it baby