It's simple, I say something and the person below has to take credit for it!
Eats watermelon seeds, but not the watermelon
It's simple, I say something and the person below has to take credit for it!
Eats watermelon seeds, but not the watermelon
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
https://www.razoo.com/br/causes/Maje...h-Resorption-1
Aren't they good for you?
's milshake brings all the boys/girls to the yard.
And they're jealous cuz mine is damn better than theirs.
Gets aroused by riding on the back of elephants.
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
https://www.razoo.com/br/causes/Maje...h-Resorption-1
its a mutual understanding
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is a long way from the top if they want to rock'n'roll
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
Gettin' old
Gettin' grey
Gettin' ripped off
Under-paid
Gettin' sold
Second hand
That's how it goes
Playin' in a band
Secretly likes to trip old ladies at the mall.
There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
It's funny cuz' they can't get up!
Secretly worships Micheal Jackson.
I do! Im trying to get into the inner circle of his cult and then *BAM* Inheritance and Whoopass.
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Swallows two peanuts with water every morning so the bees wont get them.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
They need to mind their own bees-wax.
's favorite side dish is ear wax!
It goes on everything! You haven't lived until you glaze your ham with ear wax.
Believes the Tooth Fairy commits murders to get her supply of teeth.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
Where do you think she got the golden ones?
Gives love a bad name (bad name).
I don't think Fluffergoop is a bad name.
Spray paints statues purple in the middle of the night.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
What? I want them to have a taste of the rainbow!
Touched MC Hammer.
And i havent washed that finger since.
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Eats raw ginger.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
I don't even wash it first. I just snatch it out of the earth and devour it in one bite.
Currently in the middle of a lawsuit against Vanilla Ice for the rights of "Ninja Rap."
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
Im gonna Ninja those damn royalties right out of his face.
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Still swears by the "cocacola contraception" method.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
Pour a little bit of that in your urethra and I guarantee you won't have a child.
Joined the circus after decided that clowning around was all they were ever good at.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
and you forgot the hotties in spandex
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came all over the chicken and the egg.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
So, I guess I came first. And may have created a race of chicken-men.
Can recite the entire list of numbers for Pi, backward.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
It only took me 2 years to learn! (holds up three fingers)
Is physically attracted to shoes.
on naked women. and donkeys.
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wants some hot stuff, baby, this evenin'.
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
I want some hot stuff, baby, tonight!
Did, in fact, start the fire that got the world burning.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
not on purpose
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organises band camps
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
I can't help myself.. and this one time at...
Never finishes their train of thought.
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
https://www.razoo.com/br/causes/Maje...h-Resorption-1
Of course I do--- oh look , Elvis!!
Sings 'Oops I did it again' every morning in front of the mirror before heading off.
What nobody really knows is that I actually did it again on purpose.
Was really disappointed when they went to see Rocky and it wasn't Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker