Chrysanthemum, the
symbol of Japan... Well, that
and tentacle rape.
alphabet
Chrysanthemum, the
symbol of Japan... Well, that
and tentacle rape.
alphabet
Nothing is better
On a cold, crisp, snowy day
Alphabet soup, mmm
voracious
Margaret Emmie Mackey Catoe, you are, have been, and always will be my soulmate, and I love you.
Con todo mi corazon, por todo de mis dias. And I always will, in this life and into the next.
August 2, 1947 - September 24, 2010
Constant hunger means
Somebody is voracious.
More food waiter please!
Rampant
water pools deeply
rampant, endless raindrops fall
I'll stay inside, thanks
Ok, since the ast haiku poster didn't leave a new word and it's been a couple of days, I'm just assigning one...
Chronic
Need hate be chronic?
But hate is part of freedom.
Then are all born free?
FRAYED
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
I've had a new rug.
I've had a bright shining hope.
Now both are frayed.
Ancestry
My ancestors fled
Running to a "better" place
Yet I wanna leave...
Monkeys
if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
Oh monkeys, monkeys
Hairy little men in trees
Eating bananas.
Flames
Fan the flames thou fool
Your liver cries for rest, help
Drink another shot
LOCKER
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
Door ajar, waiting
I put my things inside it
The Locker now mine.
Symbols
Symbols or cymbals?
Which of the above involves
Rush drummer Neil Peart?
madame
Madame of the house
A known house of ill repute
Called "The Rising Sun"
Cob
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
Small yellow kernels
Hard to digest vegetable
It's corn on the cob.
Mummy
"Are you my mummy?"
The scariest line ever?
One hundred per cent!
Drunkenly
Never be cruel and never be cowardly. And if you ever are, always make amends.
You are a walking talking Doctor Who encyclopedia to me. - Melike
Drunkenly I dial
Another blotto phone call
Hello old friend
snorkel
Sloth Love Chunk
My snorkel was great,
But one day it decided
not to work... uh-oh.
pajama
Finished The Dark Tower at 6:03AM on December 21, 2009.
The man in black fled across the desert,
and the gunslinger followed.
don't hate on my haiku skills!
Pajama bottoms
go well with a topless body
i hate wearing socks
Insolent
A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.
There's logic in nonsense.
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
Insolent bloodclot
Stop making my veins feel weird
it tickles, then hurts
bovicide
Dear butcher of Leeds
Your bovicide is well known
Consider the pig
clone
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
One hundred percent
a parody of myself
my little clone me
booty
A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.
There's logic in nonsense.
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
whether it be ass
or a pirate's pride and joy
booty makes me smile
ketchup (or catsup, if you will)
Sweet, tangy goodness
Atop my salty french fries
Ketchup, you're the shit
stinky
Sloth Love Chunk
Sad duality
Hate stinky cigarette smoke
Still smoking daily
Elephant
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”