http://www.omnivoracious.com/2009/09...-subtitle.html
There are quite a few witty ones at Kottke.org (follow the link).
How about we come up with these for all King books? Could be a fun exercise as we wait for Under the Dome. I guess spoilers are to be expected.
I'll start off with Carrie, but feel free to redo it or continue. The rules are simple: you can't use the original title and your new title must have a subtitle.
Then: Carrie
Now: Blood and Telekenisis: The Terrifyingly True Story of Carrie White