I /kinda/ stole this from IMDB.com...just a little
At a funeral : "Why so serious?"
I /kinda/ stole this from IMDB.com...just a little
At a funeral : "Why so serious?"
genius!
when being interrogated
"People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect. When in Fact, from a non linear, non subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey...stuff
Never joke with law enforcement of any kind. Let them make the jokes. Just smile or laugh and go on.
Additionally, never yell "Hi, Jack!" in an airport. If Airplane taught us nothing else, it surely taught us that. (C'mon, I set that one up for you.)
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
After competeing in the show "Barf" (G4TV)
"Life is like a box a' chocolates. You neva know watcha' gonna get."
Im currently working on school, and a very funny youtube video so yeah.
don't you mean "hurl"?
While having sex.
"Say hello to my little friend!"
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe
Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft
Your significant other asks you "Tell me the truth, do you think this dress makes me look fat?"
You respond with : "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
At an abortion clinic:
"Hasta Lavista, baby."
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
In a kindergarden class, after the kids complete all their work -
"Yippeekayyay motherfuckers!"
Doctor performing a catscan.
Kindergarten Cop: "Maybe it's a tumor."
At your sisters's wedding-church :
"God? God doesn't live here anymore! He's grown tired of your superficial faith!"
(Dogma, )
At the gynocologist's office, quoting Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show..
"You're wet."
As one enters the mental ward, "Come with me and you'll be / in a world of pure imagination.." That's Willy Wonka in case anybody didn't know...
Or I love screaming, "I've got the golden ticket!" when I get my stub at the movie theatre...
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When I'm really frustrated I like to scream, "KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
This is my blog/page:
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This is my donation page:
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After farting during sex
"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
The answer is within
all matter is energy, all energy is GOD
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe
Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft
I'm sure there are a lot of inappropriate times to use a matrix quote.
especially "There is no spoon"
From predator. at a wedding, when you see the bride. "You are one ugly motherfucker!"
you owe me a new hot chocolate!
remember what you said, turtle. don't keep count.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Talking to your boss about a raise:
Jerry Maguire: "Show me the money!!"
Gynecologist performing an exam:
Forrest Gump: "Something jumped up and bit me."
As you're on your death bed and your family is around. Nearing your last breath...
Terminator: "I'll be back."
Quote Demolition Man. Anytime someone asks you a question. "That doesn't matter. Don't you have a job to do? Don't you have someone to kill?"