Just give in already, man.
“What’s the unboxing? I don’t know, but it isn't the Horns portfolio because I didn’t order that and now someone else has my number and my set will never be complete and I’m sad forever and my socks are always wet and whenever I go to the bathroom at night in the dark, I step on a LEGO brick and the ‘check engine’ light in my car is always on and I miss every green light wherever I go.”
See? No one wants that. We’re all just looking out for you.