That's nothing;
Q: What did the frustrated English teacher say to the third grader who lived in Bran castle up on the mountain who just could not figure out how many apples there were in the basket on her desk?
A: "Count, Dracula!"
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
NICE Steve, but.... your amazing IT/ES background is a huge distraction.
My Stephen King collection
http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/...on-Stockerlone
Non-King collection
http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/...rlone-Non-King
Thanks Frank!
The Gallery Books August 2022 trade paperback edition of BILLY SUMMERS, with a 'feel me' cover and an excerpt from FAIRY TALE, not one copy of which was found in the highly illegal and completely unconstitutional raid of a former president's home at Mar-a-Lago:
https://i.imgur.com/7p6cPoo.jpg
Scully: "Mulder, I don't feel too good about this!"
Mulder: "Scully! Just look at that orange skin! That almost fanatical concern for the American people, their way of life, their social and economic welfare, their freedoms and rights! It's f******g obvious he's a human/alien hybrid!"
Scully: "I guess you're right. Freeze asshole! Open that closet, right now!
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
Bought a cheap 8X10 frame, put my Hard Case Crime cover proofs in it, and hung it on the side of my Robert Bloch bookcase under the extra signed tipsheet by Bloch for THE SELECTED STORIES OF ROBERT BLOCH VOLUMES ONE TO THREE and my letter from Stephen King to Chuck Miller of December 19, 1986, signed 'Steve'.
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
And now, the book publishing event we've all been waiting anxiously on pins and needles for the entire year!
Is it from Suntup!? -- NO!
Is it from CD? -- NO!
Is it from Centipede? NO!
Is it from Camelot or Bad Moon Books? NO!
It's BOLDLY GO from WILLIAM SHATNER!!!!
Yippeee! Yay!!! Yahooooo!!! Yippee-Kie-Yay!!!!
Proof copy shown here:
https://i.imgur.com/mV991sJ.jpg
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
Two more books from Centipede Press arrived today!
I just had to buy the one with Philip Jose Farmer's picture on the cover!
https://i.imgur.com/noAeEXU.jpg
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
Ringo says, "Zoom in on cassette tape if you can find a player!"
https://i.imgur.com/oWFRcOV.jpg
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
Some people just never grow up, sigh...
And where's 007, you ask?
Why, he's sitting on the Ejector Seat...
Have a nice triiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppp.....!
https://i.imgur.com/9Qzk2Mp.jpg
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
"Call me a Fairy Tale, will 'ya? I'm a real fictional monster that eats oxymorons like you for breakfast!"
https://i.imgur.com/ZzpFa2e.jpg
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
REPLAY numbered edition.
I am impressed with this book.
You can say that again!
I am impressed with this book.
You can say that again!
I am impressed with this book.
You can say that again!
I am...
https://i.imgur.com/4j3CuQu.jpg
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
You're slippin', Steve. I only see one copy of Fairy Tale.
You don't know my kind.....You don't my mind.....Dark necessities are part of my design.....
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
Here's a lousy picture of the FAIRY TALE broadside:
https://i.imgur.com/tzHnEEj.jpg
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
FAIRY TALE 1st UK hardcover (not counting any proofs, of course):
Arrived with front and back cover folds from The Book Depository as if it was caught on something while being pulled out of a box.
https://i.imgur.com/7ETcLOn.jpg
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
Oh where oh where can Joseph Tully be?
I'd ask Robby but he can't answer me,
Because his battery is dead, you see.
https://i.imgur.com/GbUQjRp.jpg
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
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There's a poster???
Great, now I need a poster, an SDCC pin, a limited UK proof and a limited signed edition to complete my set.
Should be no problem as soon as I find that buried pirate's treasure chest full of doubloons in my back yard!
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
From David at Betts :
And indeed, the picture looks slightly different than yours, eg the top part :A Poster Story: Word from Stephenking.com was that certain independent retailers would have an "extra" poster to go with King's new book "Fairy Tale". There were only 5 retailers in CT (where I live) that were supposed to get the poster. One of these retailers (30 minutes away) also was part of the "In the Tall Grass" signed chapbook (they had none). I called right when they opened and woman was in late and opening the box, could she call me back....she called 20 minutes later to say she had 1 single poster and it was mine if I could get there by end of day. I arrived and she was crestfallen and said to me "You are going to resell this." I said NO, it is for my personal collection. That made her feel a lot better. She had had at least 5 calls asking for this item already. THIS IS NOT FOR SALE, but since so many collectors do not know what it looks like, here it is. It is 17" by 9.5".
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Thanks for the picture, Jeremy.
I'll start looking for one, you never know!
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
Another Centipede Press volume adorns my humble shelves:
https://i.imgur.com/auUcKDV.jpg
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...
Yeah, I was expecting something larger, too.
Hmmm, now where have I heard that before?
I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.
And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...