What would you do IF

[fernandito]

I'd respond : "Hell yes I'll do it! Tak!"


What would you do if you found a suitcase full of money?

[Brice]

vanish quickly.



What would you do if you came upon a car wreck alone and saw massive amounts of weed and cash laid out on the ground?

[fernandito]

I'd take the massive amount of cash and use it to to buy a massive amount of weed! (While stoned.)


What would you do if a total stranger walked up to you and slapped you?

[Brice]

I'd take the massive amount of cash and use it to to buy a massive amount of weed! (While stoned.)


What would you do if a total stranger walked up to you and slapped you?

Smile and walk away.

Spoiler:

...soon after which they'd have an unfortunate "accident".

What would you do in the same situation?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Depends on where and how hard...

What would you do if someone wanted to follow you around and take your picture every day?

[stone, rose, unfound door]

Guess I would do just like Björk and lose my nerves, punching this freak in the face ^^

What would you do if you realized that our life was just another story in a book?

[Letti]

I would start to hope that my writer writes himself into the book. I would wanna talk to him face to face.

What would you do if you could touch the sky with your hand?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I would share it with you.

What would you do if your boyfriend/husband ended up pregnant?

[obscurejude]

I'm single, but if it happened to the girl of my last sexual encounter I'd probably have a nervous break-down.

What would you do if your best friend (whom you had a strict platonic relationship with) had an experimental procedure to save their life that required that they masturbate at least three times a day in order to relieve their bodies of semen/endorphines that will cause them to die. The situation is compounded by the fact that they have lost the ability to use their hands. You are in a car wreck in the middle of nowhere and are stranded in a cabin for the weekend. Unless you jack off your friend, He/She will surely die before Monday morning when help will arrive. What would you do?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Depends on how much I love my friend Nah... if it was for strictly a medical reason I probably would but I'd have to wear gloves.

What would you do if tomorrow it snowed 30 feet of snow?

[obscurejude]

Depends on how much I love my friend Nah... if it was for strictly a medical reason I probably would but I'd have to wear gloves.

What would you do if tomorrow it snowed 30 feet of snow?

What if your friend was developing a real tolerance to hand jobs bc they had received so many since their diagnosis. There is no porn in the cabin, and they ask you to talk dirty in a French accent. Would you do it then?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I don't whispering in a silly french accent but I don't know depending on the friend what I would be willing to do. I AM married and faithful to my husband... It's not my fault if they're getting immune to stuff...

[obscurejude]

Its a matter of life and death....Just stretching the scenario, I rather enjoy these. An advanced degree in philosophy, and this is what I come up with.

I wasn't trying to make you think about cheating on your husband. I was just trying to be funny. No more...I promise.

[obscurejude]

Another tidbit. My friends and I come up with these all the time. I swear I wasn't trying to be insensitive. Cry pardon if I offended you.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Oh you didn't offend me.. I just as being philosophical and all would think at some point that if it were a strictly medical profession I would still SOMEHOW have to explain it to my husband! LMAO

[obscurejude]

Thats the irony.

[LadyHitchhiker]

[obscurejude]

[fernandito]

Depends on how much I love my friend Nah... if it was for strictly a medical reason I probably would but I'd have to wear gloves.

What would you do if tomorrow it snowed 30 feet of snow?

I'd drink enough water to pee in all of it!


What would you do if a 10 year old keyed your car?

[Girlystevedave]

Key his face

What would you do if you woke up with hooves instead of hands?

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

i would compete in the Kentucky derby

what would you do if every time you opened a door an asshole in a blue jump suit and big orange fro kicked you in the nuts

[fernandito]

I'd use my strap to shoot him in the knee caps.


What would you do if all fast food chains simply stopped existing?

[Brice]

not be online now.

What would you do if Stephen king moved next door to you?

[Storyslinger]

Take his favorite writing pen, and blackmail him into a story of my choosing ( which would be any he wanted)

What would you do if your computer stopped working

[Girlystevedave]

Cry.. ...and then get angry...and then more crying would be involved


What would you do if you grew a tail?