What would you do IF

[Rolands_Father]

Decline!!!!!

What would you do if the crimson king showed up at your front door wearing a Purple dress?????
(besides throw up!)

[LadyHitchhiker]

I'd ask him if he was ready for his performance in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. If he said yes, I'd join him...

[Storyslinger]

You need a What would you do if question

[Mister E]

And they were the same pants I was on my way to return!


What would you do if a forum thread came to a screeching halt?

[TerribleT]

Ley it die, because there apparently wasn't enough interest in it to keep it alive.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were a memer of the opposite sex.

[sai blaine]

Look to see what CK has said this time... (i'll stick with my answer....)

What would you do if Andy delivered your post one morning?

[Mister E]

I'd be confused because I don't know who Andy is and don't get the NY Post delivered to my house.

What would you do if David Gray was on your iPod right this very instance for some inexplicable reason?

[JasKo]

Trow the ipod out the window

What would you do if you found $50.000 in unmarked bills?

[Mister E]

Serve orange duck. Wokka wokka wokka

What would you do if you found out you were a muppet?

[jayson]

Serve orange duck. Wokka wokka wokka

What would you do if you found out you were a muppet?

Call Dr. Teeth and audition for the band.

What would you do if you had Black 13 and Doorway Cave at your disposal?

[LadyHitchhiker]

have Andy do my personal messages...

What would you do if your husband told you he thought you should get a boyfriend because he doesn't think he can keep up with you?

[JasKo]

1. I don't have a husband, nor do I want a boyfriend.

But if I had a wife, and she told me to get a girl, and I loved my wife I'd ask her why she doesn't think she can keep up with me, then work it out

What would you do if you received a phone call from your boss, telling you that you're fired?

[Mister E]

Ask my girlfriend to start dating a muppet on the side.

What would you do for a klondike bar...made of drugs?

[JasKo]

Not much actually.

What would you do for permission to go into early retirement?

[parsnip]

Not much for permission. A whole lot for the ability to retire early.

What would you do if everyone but you was a superhero?

[TerribleT]

Hide

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were a member of the opposite sex.

[parsnip]

Oh that one's easy. I'd masturbate. A lot.

What would you do if you could choose to be anyone of the opposite sex?

[TerribleT]

I'd be Kate Beckinsale, and play with myself a LOT.

What would you do if you were the last person on earth

[parsnip]

I'd probably die quickly from my own stupidity. Or I'd become the beastmaster. Either one is just as likely.

What would you do if Fabio was your housekeeper?

[TerribleT]

Trade him for Daphne from Frazier.

What would you do if your plane crashed in the mountains in the dead of winter, and your only source of food was your fallen fellow passengers?

[sai blaine]

Ask someone to pass the salt and chow down on the pilot for not being more careful...

What would you do if a nuke was heading your way?

[TerribleT]

Go buy a pack of cigarettes, smoke as many and possible, and pray. (I quit two and a half years ago)

What would you do if could be a fly on the wall in any room in the world.

[sai blaine]

I would lay eggs... all over the white house and hatch an army...

What would you do if you was locked in a room with a hungry panther?

[Brice]

feed him of course....one way or the other.




what would you do if you left the house and realized you'd forgotten clothes of any kind?

[TerribleT]

Show it off proudly *watches all the women laugh*

What would you do if you knew you were going to die in 24 hours? (this can be a list)