What would you do IF

[Mister E]

(Quickly) create a device that could let me siphon off energy from other matter so I could live forever a la Dr. Terminal from the latest issue of The Umbrella Academy.

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

[Darkthoughts]

I wouldn't stand up and walk out on you

What would you do if I lent you my ears?

[Mister E]

What would you do if I lent you my ears?

Freak the fuck out! That's disgusting. Keep your body parts to yourself, Man!

What would happen if a dinosaur married King Kong?

[Darkthoughts]

Freak the fuck out! That's disgusting. Keep your body parts to yourself, Man!

She'd be Bridezilla!!

What would you do if everything you said came out in speech bubbles?

[JasKo]

I would think it was sooo cool! :-D

What would you do if you suddenly found yourself living in 1820's?

[Mister E]

What would you do if you suddenly found yourself living in 1820's?

Invent a time machine so I could go back to a kinder, gentler time, one where kids respected adults and neighbors said hello to each other: the 1810s.

[fernandito]

You have to post the next What If, Mr. E.

[Mister E]

You have to post the next What If, Mr. E.

WHOOPSIES! What would you do if someone's mobile went off in the middle of your big presentation?

[fernandito]

Hadouken him or her.


What would you do if someone [accidentally] sneezed on your sammich?

[Mister E]

Eat his/her nose.

What would you do if your totally your ?

[fernandito]

que?

[Still Servant]

What would you do if you woke up one morning and you could not speak?

[Kevin]

Learn sign language.

What would you do if your totally your ?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I'd then I would bring out my to the then leave s to his grave and on it.

What would you do if you were at Willy Wonka's factory?

[Storyslinger]

Get rid of all the damn little orange guys

What would you do if you had the chance to change one thing in you life?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I would have spent more time with my family that has since passed away.

What would you do if you found a pumpkin with a hatchet embedded into it left on your doorstep?

[Storyslinger]

Scream out "What do you have against pumpkins, ay sick B@#$%ds!"

What would you do if you could only eat a 3:00 every afternoon on Sundays?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I would learn to be solar and lunar powered, I suppose.. or else I'd drink so much fluids I may explode.

What would you do if you came home and your house was completely rearranged - let's assume you live by yourself for funsies.

[Storyslinger]

Wonder what was in the dog food that I feed my dog

What would you do if you woke up as a dog?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I would be very happy I imagine. I would eat, sleep, play, and harass my owner... Pretty good life!

What would you do if you woke up and all your clothes were replaced with bubble wrap?

[Storyslinger]

Have a lot of people staring at me as I bounce of things to make the bubbles pop.

What would you do if you knees bent the way birds do?

[Girlystevedave]

Have very awkward sex.

What would you do if you had a theme song playing every time you entered a room?

[JasKo]

I would make sure it was the Rocky theme song!

What would you do if you found yourself inside someones head in Rolands world?

[Mister E]

I would make sure it was the Rocky theme song!

What would you do if you found yourself inside someones head in Rolands world?

I would make sweet love to her head. From the inside out.

What would you do if you found yourself in a Chuck Pahlaniuk book with a paper plate full of manflesh in your hand?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Depends on how hungry I am...

What would you do if VH1 wanted you to have a dating show on their channel?