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    Default Funny new King quote

    From King's newest EW column: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20293300,00.html

    I'm closing in on 62. I might have 10 productive years left, 20 if I'm lucky and don't get hit by any more minivans.
    What do you guys think? How many years does he realistically have left? Superficially speaking, he looks great for his age, so writing into his 80s is a real possibility.

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    Not a quote from king but damn i love this from the new book.....
    notice all the things available already...this is gonna be one popular cartoon.
    I want the shirt..

    http://www.thenewyorkerstore.com/pro...sortBy=popular

    and as far as how long he has left, I sincerely just hope its a long time.....

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    I hope that King can stay around as long as I will be alive. Heh, I wouldn't be surprised if he did out live me. I just hope that we can get at least one more trip into the Dark Tower realm in novel form... even if it doesn't involve Roland Deschain. Sometimes I wish I were there and not here.
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    King is simply not allowed to die. I am immortal and he has to keep me entertained forever.
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
    I’ll be your friend forever


    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brice View Post
    King is simply not allowed to die. I am immortal and he has to keep me entertained forever.
    This, essentially.

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    I'm glad you agree that I'm immortal.
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
    I’ll be your friend forever


    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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    He could quit right now and have contributed more to amercican pop culture than anyone except possibly walt disney
    he's our mythmaker and he's done a hellofa job

    except
    I do hope he writes the middle part of patrick danvilles story!! then he can retire to malibu or gilead or the territories!
    eh I'm probably just a nitpicking fanboy lol
    if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do

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    But he seems optimistic in that quote!
    All that's left of what we were is what we have become.

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    How dare he even say it out loud!


    On another note, I am having a hard time finding the index of stephen king articles on EW.
    Any help would be appreciated.

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    I'm a bit to wasted to be able to find it myself right now, but i believe there's a thread started by CRinVA in the Calvin's Corner section that should direct you to all the EW articles by King. If you can find it look to the first post, April.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beef_roller View Post
    I just hope that we can get at least one more trip into the Dark Tower realm in novel form... even if it doesn't involve Roland Deschain. Sometimes I wish I were there and not here.
    I hear ya on that one brother.
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    the penslinger will live forever. period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beef_roller View Post
    I hope that King can stay around as long as I will be alive. Heh, I wouldn't be surprised if he did out live me. I just hope that we can get at least one more trip into the Dark Tower realm in novel form... even if it doesn't involve Roland Deschain. Sometimes I wish I were there and not here.
    I think the reason we all relate to the Dark Tower series is because its a place in all of our minds where anything can happen and the insignificance of the daily human grind has no meaning. King turned it into something tangible and alive for people like us and gave the place we wish we lived a name.

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    i sincerely hope that he does write more novels involving the world of roland, even if like beef_roller said, it doesnt directly involve roland himself. i love that place
    I have many leather bound books.
    I'm kind of a big deal.


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    Well, there is the third Talisman book.

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    when is it coming out?
    I have many leather bound books.
    I'm kind of a big deal.


    Changing the plans that I’ve been setting on, I’m scared by the way that my life is getting gone

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    thanks bunches, that website really needs help

    Quote Originally Posted by IWasSentWest View Post
    when is it coming out?
    they haven't even started writing it yet so god only knows

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    well since i AM god, i really have no clue. so you are false.
    I have many leather bound books.
    I'm kind of a big deal.


    Changing the plans that I’ve been setting on, I’m scared by the way that my life is getting gone

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    well do you at least know where i left my car keys bc i am tired of looking for them.

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    check on top of the fridge.
    you friend,
    god
    I have many leather bound books.
    I'm kind of a big deal.


    Changing the plans that I’ve been setting on, I’m scared by the way that my life is getting gone

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