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Thread: The Dark Tower series tweeted *spoilers*

  1. 05-27-2009 03:33 PM #1
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    :radioactive: The Dark Tower series tweeted *spoilers*

    So I chanced upon this amusing news:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sciencean...to-tweets.html

    As I don't use Twitter, I found it somewhat funny (Quote: Samuel Beckett's bleak play Waiting for Godot is reduced to: "Vladimir and Estragon stand next to tree and wait for Godot. Their status is not updated.") Perhaps old news to some of you. But it got me wondering how condensed (and perhaps witty) can we make a synopsis of the entire Dark Tower series? I don't think 140-character limit is needed, but it has to be brief.

    Whaddaya say?
  2. 05-29-2009 08:04 AM #2
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    How about this one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by R_of_G View Post
    How about this one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by R_of_G View Post
    How about this one?

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    that's some funny shit right there
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    Quote Originally Posted by R_of_G View Post
    How about this one?

    Man in Black flees across desert. Gunslinger follows. Repeat as necessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R_of_G View Post
    How about this one?

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    BRILLIANT!
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    R_of_G 's definitely wins in my book.

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    This thread is full of spoiler tags (hank you for using them ). I'm gonna put a spoiler warning into the title and I will remove the spoiler tags from the posts. I hope you don't mind. It seems logical.

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    how about
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    how about...

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