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    Goldmember mystima is a jewel in the rough mystima is a jewel in the rough mystima is a jewel in the rough mystima's Avatar

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    out pops the movie planet terror from grindhouse


    puts in the tooth fairy


    Does whatever a spiderman does.

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    out pops a bunch of rotten teeth.

    Puts in the easter bunny

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    Out comes a small but beautifully made fur coat.

    Puts in a pack of cards.

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    Weedeater BROWNINGS CHILDE is a jewel in the rough BROWNINGS CHILDE is a jewel in the rough BROWNINGS CHILDE is a jewel in the rough BROWNINGS CHILDE is a jewel in the rough BROWNINGS CHILDE's Avatar

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    Out comes big slick in a suit trying to show the ladies his pocket rocket.

    Puts in a Dr. Pepper, three olives, and toilet paper
    Sloth Love Chunk

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    out pops dinner buffet from cici's pizza


    puts in free trial of windows vista


    Does whatever a spiderman does.

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    Gets a pop up asking if you are sure you want to put in a free trial of Vista.

    Puts in a few hairs from Thor's Beard.

    BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

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    You get Harry from Harry and the Henderson's. Hmmm...

    *inserts a lizard tail.*

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    You get Reptile from Mortal Kombat. He then proceeds to melt your face.

    Puts in a can of Mountain Dew

    BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

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    Weedeater BROWNINGS CHILDE is a jewel in the rough BROWNINGS CHILDE is a jewel in the rough BROWNINGS CHILDE is a jewel in the rough BROWNINGS CHILDE is a jewel in the rough BROWNINGS CHILDE's Avatar

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    Out pops POP

    Inserts a condom, an ipod and Michael Jackson
    Sloth Love Chunk

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    out comes Michael moonwalking on the judge's car as he sings "You've Been Hit By
    you've Been Struck By A Smooth Criminal".

    puts in an empty fifth of Jack, some pocket lint, an autographed portrait of Benito Mussolini and a thousand dollar bill.
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
    I’ll be your friend forever


    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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    out comes a suit made of newspaper.

    puts in a hamster called Gerrard.

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    You end up with Gerard Butler. Dressed like the Phantom of the Opera.

    *inserts Phantom of the Opera mask*

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    *out pops a very confused Japanese cos-player wearing the mask over a cardboard mech suit*

    *inserts 3 tablespoons and a pack of pop-rocks*

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    You get mount rushmore!

    *inserts 62 year old french fries from McDonald's*

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    Gunslinger Apprentice blunthead is a jewel in the rough blunthead is a jewel in the rough blunthead is a jewel in the rough

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    you get French fries which are as nutritious as McDonald's regular French fries.

    inserts a blond typist.

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    you get a secretary who thinks her typewriter is pregnant because it missed a period.

    inserts a lava lamp.

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    you get something that looks very amusing for about five minutes.

    inserts an mp3 player.

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    Gunslinger Apprentice blunthead is a jewel in the rough blunthead is a jewel in the rough blunthead is a jewel in the rough

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    you get obsolete.

    inserts a laxative...

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    you get a "SHITLOAD" of butt plugs.

    inserts a roller skate key...

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    Gunslinger Apprentice blunthead is a jewel in the rough blunthead is a jewel in the rough blunthead is a jewel in the rough

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    you get to skate back in time.

    inserts forensic science...

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    you get a bag of body parts.
    insert a shoe horn.

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    Gunslinger Apprentice blunthead is a jewel in the rough blunthead is a jewel in the rough blunthead is a jewel in the rough

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    you get karate lady's first line of defense.

    inserts a score...

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