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    dogmatic - the machine that you walk your dog through to have it washed automatically. you stand on one side of the wall, the leash goes through a slot, and the dog walks through the tunnel getting shampoo'd, scrubbed, blown dry, and brushed. it's really awesome!


    onomatopoeia

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    onomatopoeia

    ono - one
    mato- tomatoe
    poeia- poetic (craft- see greek poises)

    A poem about tomatoes consisting solely of monosyllabic words.

    nintendo

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    A French-born American writer and diarist who raises a limited number of deer, female deer.


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    All that's left of what we were is what we have become.

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    inagaddavida A fabled book from ancient India detailing methods of contraception.

    Hotdog

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    hotdog - what i have on my hands when i've left pemmers in the sun and fallen asleep for two hours.
    technically, spelling is hotdoig




    endothermic

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    endothermic-denotes a period when it ceases to be hot; for example winter.



    vivisection
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
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    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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    vivisection - important sections of life. Vivi coming from the Latin vive which means to live.

    Andropause

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    Andropause: a moment of hesitation performed by a human-looking automaton.



    discombobulated
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    discombobulated - an inquiry into whether or not the fishing rod you are buying already has the bobs attached with worms or whatever fishies eat.

    customer: "dis com bobulated?"
    seller: "ayup"




    kilimanjaro

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    kilimanjaro -to commit an act of murder, followed by stuffing your victim (often male) into a circular glass container.

    Orchestrate

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    Orchestrate - Confirmation of an Orch's sexual orientation.



    Clandestine


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    Clandestine- the time of the Clan Dees


    contract


    Does whatever a spiderman does.

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    contract A faked or forged piece of text.

    habitat

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    habitat: The sound a nun's habit makes when it drops to the ground.

    Adamantium:

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    Adamantium: A fictional element that comprises the website ofAdam Ant.


    Ombusman:
    All that's left of what we were is what we have become.

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    Ombusman: a name of a member of a rare sect of Buddhists who are bus drivers.

    Velociraptor

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    Velociraptor - A device used to measure the approximate speed(or velocity) of a hip-hop or rap artist's rhymes.


    Allegro

    Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"

    Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”

    Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”


    Were you there to see the Bear?
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    Allegro - the scientific name for when a leg grows faster than the other leg.

    Chromosone

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    Chromosone - the fabled home planet of the Chromosons, a warrior race who wear shiny silver coloured armour.

    Particle.

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    Particle: That strange sensation you get in your arms while golfing that prevents you from making a hole in one.
    Ambrosia

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    Ambrosia The dreamy half awake state of someone who has eaten too much creamed rice.

    Limousine

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    Limousine - a chic trendy magazine featuring people who have lost limbs or born without limbs. In the adverts they feature many companies who make very state-of-the-art prosthetic limbs.

    Osteoperosis

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    Osteoperosis a rare species of dinosaur, resembling a prehistoric turkey, that died out due to skeletal deformation

    coagulate

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    Coagulate - pronounced co-ag-you-lot-ay, this is a new dance originating in Guatemala. It is a cross between the macarena and clog dancing.

    Tipindicular

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    Tipindicular: an ice cream store that is in competition with dippin' dots.


    fellowship


    Does whatever a spiderman does.

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