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    I've totally stolen this game from another site I sometimes visit. Basically, I start by posting a word, the next person gives the defintion - but as the name suggests you make up the definition.

    Here's an example (that I also borrowed):

    1st poster: Indentured
    2nd poster: Someone who works for you 'till their teeth fall out.



    Ok, first word...

    holistic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkthoughts View Post
    holistic
    Used in agriculture and construction; means "being on a list of hoes, spades, and other similar tools."

    Example: "Is a hammer holistic? - No, only entrenching tools are."

    Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Holistic: (compound word Hole+ Ick), of or dealing with holes of a disgusting variety
    if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do

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    Guys...total dufus! I forgot to say, next poster also posts a new word

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    May flaggwalkstheline do that! the bear will rejoin you later

    Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    alright
    have at it

    insurance
    if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do

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    Insurance
    A legitimate scam sanctioned by all Government; created by big business to passify the general public by creating a false sense of security in which the majority of people live with the empty promise of reward for misgivings, illness and transgressions caused upon them.

    oh wait... that too close to what insurance really is?....
    (I just couldn't help myself on that one)


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    constipation, or, more accurately, cons' tippation: a practice existing among confidence men to hint to one another ("tip" one another) who may be the prospective victim.

    ***

    to elucidate

    Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    elucidate: canadian expression describing the practice of sneaking out on a date because of your not likeing the person you were with (Eh-lose-a-date)

    Chemical
    if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do

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    Chemical (amalgamation of Italian "che" and English "comical"; pronounced with a half-shocked, half-threatening intonation: "Chemical?!!"): an interjection, equal in meaning to "Do you really think it's funny?!"

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    authority

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    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    authority one who writes about tea brewing.


    Enclave

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    enclave - writing about being trapped in a large, dark, dank space with razz's usual bad spelling (i.e. in caved).


    next word: dermatologist

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    dermatologist - The german mat specialist

    New word - discombobulated
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon View Post
    dermatologist - The german mat specialist

    New word - discombobulated
    To query whether something comes bobulated or not.

    Dis come bobulated?

    New word: Occupation.

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    The rare practise of being paid eight times for a job well done.

    Cosmology

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    cosmology noun 1 the scientific study of the alcoholic cocktail consisting of vodka, orange-flavoured liqueur, cranberry juice, and lime juice. 2 the scientific study of Cosmopolitan Magazine.

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    Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - A disease contracted from trying to pronounce ridiculously long words.

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    clandestine adjective 1 describing something destined to be in a clan, including, but not limited to clans of tribal and/or savage orientation 2 [Slang] describing an uncivilized person; an idiot

    1. You look like just the right person to join our new Counter Strike clan! You're definitely clandestine!

    2. I can't believe you farted in front of my dog! You're a clandestine freak!

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    Hello - a type of cello favoured by Satan.

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    An ice cream pop you just feel like having sometimes.

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    Guardian - That feeling that's not quite lazy, not quite ill, and not quite bored, but manages to be worse than any of those alone.

    Example:
    Q: Hey, want to go for a drink after work?
    A: Nah. I'm all guardian and shit.

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    A whole lot more than riches and muscle.

    The hands of the many must join as one.
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    The Angel of Death's dog, who incidently does not carry a scythe. He does carry a milkbone pocket knife though.

    Intercourse
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    Con todo mi corazon, por todo de mis dias. And I always will, in this life and into the next.

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    Management - Magical powers derived from the long lost Polynesian island of Gement. It is measured in numerical units, usually preceded with a + or -.

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