The Dark Half and Half?
The Dark Half and Half?
The Dairy of Ellen Rembauer ?
Elsie's Story
Prime rib Evil
BordenLands 5
omg, can't stop laughing . . .
This collecting stuff is a sickness! ~Patrick
tIt ..... ok, now I'm just milking It
Beefful Things
or
NeedBull Things
ok.... i'm reaching here.... gonna have to stop after this one... really....
a very obscure title...
Firestarter - by O'leary's Cow
here's the first chapter.... titled BLAZE
October eighteen seventy one that's when this great big fire begun
The Windy City was a ball of flame and O'Leary's cow was the one to blame
The fire men fought for days on end
They could fight the fire but they couldn't fight the wind
The wind fanned the flames and it started again and nobody knew if it ever would end
(She kicked up her heels with out a hint kicked the lantern over and away she went
The world couldn't help but be amazed) how one little cow started such a blaze
The rich and the poor were both alike fightin' and prayin' for their life
Then at last the Lord looked down and he sent a little rain to the windy town
October eighteen seventy one...
(She kicked up her heels...
The after math was a sight to see the loss of life and property
The people said it was a shame but O'Lear'y's cow still caught the blame
(She kicked up her heels...
"CELL"
a story about cell phones which transmits Mad Cow Disease
and turns all cows into Bovine Zombies.
I herd this story through my cellphone...
This one is really good.Originally Posted by Sir_Boomme
The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket
Until the cows come homeI am just wondering how long y'all can keep these going.
Mulleins
Cumberland VA
Cycle of the Bovine.
Dark Creamers
The Dark Cow Patty
The Milking of the Three
Just after Milking
The Long Graze
God, these are great!
How about
Four Past Milking
Gerald's Grain
The Green Stile (fence...cows...yeah, it's a stretch)
Oh, and Sir Boomme, the Firestarter one is AWESOME.
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
Okay, the Dark Half and Half was great...Until the cows come homeI am just wondering how long y'all can keep these going.
Mulleins
Cumberland VA
... but Ralph takes it with this response to Brice!!
The Man In Black Fled Across The Desert...
...And The Gunslinger Followed.
“I’m always on the Batman rule, sir.” - Kate Kane / Detective Comics 857
"It is the story, not he who tells it." Except to us collectors who have to put limits somewhere. - jhanic
Remember, Remember, The Fifth of November, The Gunpowder, Treason, and Plot.
Yeah, that was inspired.
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
The CudSlinger
DT Spoiler - Enter at your own risk!
Spoiler:
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
Novella-The Carcass.
4 calf's take an epic journey to view the carcass of a calf struck and killed by a train.
An epic tale of calf's becoming cows.
Includes the short story: The Revenge of Lardass Daisy-A cow gets revenge by competing in a cow pie eating contest, the feed having been died blueberry.
Wizard and Grass
ha ha...
Wizard and Grass
I was thinking of one along the same lines... except being from texas... and so close to Beaver,Oklahoma we can smell it
the CowChipSlinger fits better down here....
....while we're just shootin' the shit here.
Oh, NOTHING stinks as bad as a summer day in Greeley, CO.
Udder the Dome
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
Repeat.Oh, NOTHING stinks as bad as a summer day in Greeley, CO.
Udder the Dome
Hooves in Atlantis
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