1003 Things I Learned From Watching TV. **Possible Spoilers**

[Odetta]

you can completely dissolve the body of a human in a bathtub


Beauty is a curse on the world

[BoogerSnax]

Everybody screams, or goes spastic, immediately after a "reveal".

Little kids are smarter <and more sarcastic> than their parents.

Dad is the dumbest member of the family.

The pharma industry may cause anal leakage, restless leg syndrome, dry mouth, and death.

[razz]

if you hit someone's car they will immediately act like they have whiplash, sue you, and seconds before the judge rules for the plaintiff, your lawyer, which is apparently the only good layer in the country, will do something completely random and dramatic to make the plaintiff turn his neck and win you the case.

[Hardcase]

[QUOTE=Odetta;293849]you can completely dissolve the body of a human in a bathtub

And your tub will crash through your ceiling?

[mystima]

Bones is a female anthropologist that works at a museum and is partnered with an FBI agent that was a former vampire named Angel.

Lucha wrestlers are national heroes and work as a mail clerk in the office for said vampire.

There are two languages that are spoken in the galaxy. English and Chinese.