1002 Things I've learned by listening to Music
Guys - don't name your son Sue and then ditch him and his mother, lest the boy grow up to be a lean-mean man and hunt you down!
Nice guys finish last, if you are the outcast.
Nobody's real but they're willing to let you know.
Prostitutes give horrible love advice.
F*cking and fighting is the same thing.
I learned these things from Tom Waits...
- You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops
- Nothing's more romantic than dying in the moonlight
- Always keep a diamond in your mind
- In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King
Ice ice, baby, is too cold! Too cold!
you're solid gold // i'll see you in hell
Supernovas go POP.
You should sleep with one eye open, while gripping your pillow tight.
When masturbation's lost it's fun, you're f*cking breaking
You shouldn't cry when your dog runs away, or get angry at the bills you have to pay.
The truth is that crime does pay.
Life is like a ride on a freeway, dodging bullets while you're trying to find your way.
Girls just want to have fun
Sunday is gloomy
We walk the plank on a sinking ship
Quitters never win
They just want to sing you to sleep through your bed room speakers
It ends tonight
Your an all star
The seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind the sun or the rain
The words written upon this paper, are none compared to the words written upon my heart
Champions of the world have no time for losers.
Beezlebub has a devil set aside for him, for him, for hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!!!
anywhere i roam where i lay my head is home...
i hunt therefor i am...
parents just don't understand
There's a good chance your wife (wives)
1. will have met you at an auction
2. Met you in a traffic Jam, and married you cuz of your truck
3. Live in Texas (therefor you should hide in Tennessee)
We did not, in fact, start the fire.
We belong to the night.
Billy's got a gun.
Desmond has a barrow in the market place, while Molly is a singer in the band.
Any way you want it...that's the way you get it.
Rick Springfield has done everything for me.
With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom who said he was in love.
Meatloaf would do a lot of shit for love...but not that.
Donna
"What can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad."--Spike
he wants jesse's girl
(one from my kids) pirates don't do anything
janie's got a gun
don't go around there anymore
chicks will cream for greased lightning
(one for the holidays) santa is coming to town
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
while listening to music, I've learned that:
Some are born to sweet delight,
some are born to the endless night.
One is the loneliest number.
There's no business like show business.
I learned that Toby Keith is a mysogonyst
And, lastly,learned how to do the Time Warp, the Hokey-Pokey, the Twist...etc.
"What can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad."--Spike
I've also learned that...
- Mick Jagger can't get no satisfaction (but he's tried)
- This is a man's world, but it don't mean nothin' without a woman or a girl
- Love is a building on fire
- There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
Inspired by the sig and avatar of R_of_G:
I've learned that his face is a map of the world.
(photo from the video From Yesterday that I was reminded of: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/2...1af29e.jpg?v=0)
♪♪No secret, no matter how nasty can poison your voice or keep you from joy ♪♪ -- Perfume Genius
also:
Jack white thinks he smells a rat.
The Lovely Amy MacDonald wishes for something more.
The forest is my throne.
Some are born to sweet delight,
some are born to the endless night.
Love is a burning thing, and it makes a fiery ring.
I should just let it be.
Some people wear black for the poor and the beaten down.
Some people in jail have long since paid for their crimes, but are still there because they are victims of the times.
There are starfishes that taste like chocolate, and water that tastes like hot dogs.
Not sure how I forgot this one.
- I've learned that nobody can do it like Mix Master can.
Although, in reality, I've learned from listening to other DJ's that several people can do it like Mix Master Mike can, and some can do it a whole hell of a lot better, no offense to Mike, whom I love.
For those who choose to stay, there is only one more day.
It would be hard to find a way to live without you
If you think riding your motorcycle in the rain is insane, you may be right
The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket
I've learned that there's a terror in knowing what this world is about.
Apparently it's all about the he-says-she-says bullshit.
I've learned that after 50 cups of coffee I know it's on
That a steady diet of soda pop and ritalin is goooood
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
that the Mike stands for money and the D is for Diamonds.
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
I've learned that
- it's McDaniels not McDonalds (the rhymes are Darrell's, the burgers are Ronald's)
- Eric Clapton doesn't know why love has got to be so sad
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