Shoot first, ask questions later.
Bad guys can be funny too.
Driving off a cliff in your convertible is the preferred option to escaping police pursuit.
Being older and having more insurance is awesome.
You can jump out of a window two stories high and have no injuries.
Prince Charming is just a kiss away.
A true firewasp ninja would never wear such a ridiculous sweater.
There's logic in nonsense.
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
Only good guys have to reload their guns.
Bad guys always have terrible aim.
Ghosts are not scary if they're floating around under designer sheets.
Jason Statham is only comfortable if he is driving a fast car.
Never go skinnydipping.
NEVER SIP WHISKEY. It can only be knocked back in one gulp.
One half of each pair of identical twins always turns out to be evil incarnate.
If you need a disguise, you can attack someone who is not even remotely close to your size and shape, but their clothing will fit you perfectly.
you're solid gold // i'll see you in hell
If you need a disguise, you can attack someone who is not even remotely close to your size and shape, but their clothing will fit you perfectly.that is so true!
If you do time travel be careful not to have sex with anyone or you'll become your own grandpa/ma.
Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.
Cyborgs would cry if they could, but it's something they could never do.
Apparently Nitrogen is carried/transported throughout the country in 40' footers.
There was a 13th apostle named Rufus.
never, ever say you'll be right back
once you have sex the killer will get you for sure
there are dead people everywhere, watching us do everything
girls are really stupid when confronted with scary situations (apparently)
Basically anytime anybody has a picture of their family with them when going into battle or any sort, they're gonna die.
when a soldier is about ot die, he always knows it and writes a lteer his loved one
ie. a son, wife, etc
when he dies his comrades will happen to somehow find it (probably stealing his stuff), read it out loud, and then they will all cry.
Everyone who says, "It's the last time I... (go there, get involved in this kind of business, engage in this kind of fight)" dies without fail.
You can hack any computer if you run your fingers over keyboard fast enough, with a characteristic clattering sound.
When there's a killer monster nearby, the group of characters never stays together. One of them says, "Let's split!", and, - every time to my BIG surprise - they actually do.
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A letter can be a name.
The Man In Black Fled Across The Desert...
...And The Gunslinger Followed.
“I’m always on the Batman rule, sir.” - Kate Kane / Detective Comics 857
"It is the story, not he who tells it." Except to us collectors who have to put limits somewhere. - jhanic
cats charms are actually galaxies
All men - no matter how large, dumpy, lazy, ignorant, and misogynistic - have or can get hot babes for wives.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Well Guys
1. Nobody puts Baby in the corner
2. Just when you think you are out they pull you back in
3. Ferris is really good at ditching school
4. Killing a 'Made Guy' gets you shot in the face so you cannot have an open coffin
5. Jacob really did not have an 'actual' Ladder
6. White men can't jump
Keep your goddamn shoes on! There will always be breaking glass when you have no shoes on.
Mud makes you invisible on infrared (?)
There is only one way off any ship... and the alien knows it as well as you do...dur!
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
Apparently getting to heaven usually involved a subway.
The Man In Black Fled Across The Desert...
...And The Gunslinger Followed.
“I’m always on the Batman rule, sir.” - Kate Kane / Detective Comics 857
"It is the story, not he who tells it." Except to us collectors who have to put limits somewhere. - jhanic
Coin tossing is an effective way to decide if someone lives or dies.
Waterboys can become star football players too.
Originally Posted by razz
Nice
i try
you never have to look up
phone numbers or driving directions.
you automatically know these things
no matter how obscure.
There are other worlds than these.
"You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?"
"(859): You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat."
~ texts from last night
Are you hinting at any movie in specific there Tamez?
I learned to not feed my pets after midnight.
I learned to Phone Home whenever I missed my family
I learned that Recess is better than M&M's when luring Extra-Terrestrials
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
That you can steal money from wishing wells, you're just taking back the dreams that didn't come true.
You can survive a nuclear explosion by hiding inside of a refrigerator.
that you should never, ever turn your back on the monster (even in your dreams)
Goonies never say "die".
( inserting a little V head on account of it being Nov 5th )
The Man In Black Fled Across The Desert...
...And The Gunslinger Followed.
“I’m always on the Batman rule, sir.” - Kate Kane / Detective Comics 857
"It is the story, not he who tells it." Except to us collectors who have to put limits somewhere. - jhanic
The T-Rex can't see you if you don't move.
but it will still eat you if you're on the toilet.
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