Stephen King's Involvement

[LadyHitchhiker]

Does dear Sai King have any involvement with our fair site?

Just wondering.

I would love it if he was.

[razz]

from what I've been told he peeks in to see what's going on, but he's not involved, or at least, not openly involved. With the way thing's are going, I'll be wrong, and Matt is actually stephen King. (see that would be cool, but then it would mean I'm wrong, and that Matt isn't Matt. Don't you hate "meh" days?)

[Brice]

Umm...Matt is NOT Stephen King.

I believe King has looked in once before approval was given regarding crosslinking our site with his. That aside, I think the only connection has been between Matt and Ms. Mod (Marsha?).

[Ruthful]

Stephen King controls Matt through a surgically implanted biometric chip, IIRC.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Oooooooooooh Ruthful I like that idea...

[jayson]

My understanding is that King and Brice are twinners.

[Brice]

Spoiler:

Shhhhhh!

[jayson]

Don't worry Brice. I think it's only a site violation if you say you're King, not if someone says it about you.

[Brice]

Well, you didn't actually say I was. You said your understanding was that we are twinners.

[jayson]

My understanding of the truth by R_of_G.

Brice is King's twinner, and that is the truth.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I think Stephen King should join the L-tet. That would be the kicking-assiest siggy ever if he did.

I wonder what his sign in name would be...

[Brice]

[LadyHitchhiker]

LlamaKing... He would be the LlamaKing or LlamaSteve if he wanted to tone it a down a little bit. But he has a spot reserved if he'll ever join.

[ladykatherine]

So if someone joins as Llamaking or Llamasteve we should get you some smelling salts?
hehehehe.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I would absolutely faint in the floor with excitement and laughter and confusion. Yes. Smelling salts would be quite necessary. Then the rumors would REALLY start flying about whether or not he was Stephen King.

[Daghain]

I'm sure he's pretty busy with his "real" job.

I'm pretty sure he's looked in at least once, but AFAIK that's about it.

His "involvement" is really just that we are all SK/DT geeks and talk about him constantly.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I wonder if I send him a form letter inviting him to the llama-tet if we would get a response.. Hmmmmmmmm... or maybe Matt can invite him...

Matt! You can be a llama too! So could you Daggs!

Or maybe send the lyrics to my new song I wrote tonight!:

If I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd buy you a Camry
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million llamas I'd buy your love

If I had a million llamas
I'd buy a billy bumbler for our yard
If I had million llamas
We could dance, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million llamas
Maybe we could put get a nice sweater for him somewhere
You know, we could just take a walk and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped broccoli
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd knit you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million llamas
(If I had a a million llamas)
Well, I'd recruit Stephen King
(Ooh, all them crazy tower folks)
And If I had a million llamas I'd buy your love

If I had a million llamas
We would ride a llama to the store
If I had a million llamas
Now, we'd save on gas and feed our pets more
If I had a million llamas
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive chocolate with it
That’s right, all the fanciest lin-dor chocolates!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million llamas
(If I had a million llamas)
Well, I'd buy you a donkey
(Haven't you always wanted a donkey)

If I had a million llamas
I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

[LadyHitchhiker]

Maybe his log-in name would be: The King...

[Daghain]

I'm not all that sure he even looks at his OWN site.

[ladykatherine]

hahahaha oh ladyh, you're kinda going off the deep end over there aren't ya?

it's okay...im secretely bursting inside at the mere inclination of such an event!
hehehe.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I live for going off the deep end of silliness... And yet there is always some truth there.

We all passionately would love to see Stephen King involved here, and some of us secretly would love to see him become a Llama. Maybe with a million llamas in our group we could convince him...

I would love to see how silly Stephen King could be.

[ladykatherine]

WAIT!
what if YOU are stephen king? it'd be the perfect disguise! raising excitement about the coming of the King and here you are already.
::gasp::
I found you out...better run while there's still time!!

I kid, I kid. That'd just be crazy....

[LadyHitchhiker]

And disguising it all in llama-ness, and obsession with David Duchovny and X-files and Dark Tower and Star Trek and Jim Butcher and Douglas Adams?? Oh how brilliant that would be! (but I'm not)

Maybe I could be his llamalady twinner though! Now that's an even funnier thought!

[ladykatherine]

well, i thought i'd give it a shot. im not much of a detective, hehehe.
oooo being his Llamalady would be pretty awesome!
::freaks out for you::

[LadyHitchhiker]

"Stephen King's Llamalady"...

Hmmmmm... I wonder if I'd get in trouble for putting that as my title.... I guess it would have to be approved through Stephen King before I started making those kind of grandiose claims