Hey everybody, it's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
Argh, ye scurvy-ridden bilge rats. Get yer peg on 'n' roll out the ale 'n' rum afore we make ye walk the plank. Arrrrrrgh.
Talk Like A Pirate Day
Hey everybody, it's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
Argh, ye scurvy-ridden bilge rats. Get yer peg on 'n' roll out the ale 'n' rum afore we make ye walk the plank. Arrrrrrgh.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Here's some tips:
* Double up on all your adjectives and you'll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak of "a big ship", they call it a "great, grand ship!" They never say never, they say "No nay ne'er!"
* Drop all your "g"'s when you speak and you'll get words like "rowin'", "sailin'" and "fightin'". Dropping all of your "v"'s will get you words like "ne'er", "e'er" and "o'er".
* Instead of saying "I am", sailors say, "I be". Instead of saying "You are", sailors say, "You be". Instead of saying, "They are", sailors say, "They be". Ne'er speak in anythin' but the present tense!
And some definitions:
* Ahoy: Hey!
* Avast: Stop!
* Aye: Yes
* Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death.
* Booty: treasure
* Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government.
* By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
* Cat o' nine tails: whip for floggin' mutineers
* Corsair: a pirate who be makin' his berth in the Med-...Medi-...that sea 'tween Spain and Africa, aye!
* Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
* Doubloons: pieces of gold...
* Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die.
* Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an' plunder.
* Gentlemen o' fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
* Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
* Grog: A pirate's favorite drink.
* Jack: a flag or a sailor
* Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
* Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this.
* Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship.
* Lass: A woman.
* Lily-livered: faint o' heart
* Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
* Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
* Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
* Me: My.
* Pieces o' eight: pieces o' silver which can be cut into eights to be givin' small change.
* Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
* Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
* Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
* Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
* Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor
* Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
* Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
* Squiffy: a buffoon
* Swaggy: a scurvy cur's ship what ye be intendin' to loot!
* Swashbucklin': fightin' and carousin' on the high seas!
* Sweet trade: the career of piracy
* Thar: The opposite of "here."
* Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious.
* Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
* Wi' a wannion: wi' a curse, or wi' a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
* Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter
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When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's so cute my head could explode!!!!
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Prepare to be boarded!!
For help on how to talk like a pirate....http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/pirate%20talk.html
The answer is within
all matter is energy, all energy is GOD
Just in case !!!!
The answer is within
Can it be space pirates as well? If so -
GET US OUT OF HERE CHEWIE!
Ooooooooooh spacepirates....
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YAR!
they are showing Pirates of the Caribbean on TV right now... too bad I never developed the habit of watching TV...
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the ultimate question:
pirates vs ninjas
it is finally answered.
the answer: neither!
Brilliance.
bears like... some people might also understand how deeply Catholic that picture is...
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
And there was a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon today [movies 1 & 2] I watched it
The words written upon this paper, are none compared to the words written upon my heart
The first one was awesome. The only two things I liked about the second one were Davy Jones and The Kraken! *snarl*
The third one :
Who doesn't love Talk Like A Pirate Day? It's like a national holiday!
Feev, I'm disappointed in you. Pirates 2&3 were amazing. Though not the same as 1, I still loved them.
I think Batman has brainwashed you into saying that.
A NEW GAME BEGINS
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
I be Scarlet Jane Barbossa! Arg!
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
Disembowlin' Andrea Kidd
The answer is within
for my real name: "Machete" John
For razz: Pirate Jacques the Malformed
Devavres: Captain Seamus
Undeniable proof that the shrinking number of pirates is responsible for global warming.
the thread is brought back as a result of multiple requests
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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