Wait wait wait - I'm the purple one!
I am sorry that this is an old thread, but I can't let this go unaswered anymore.
Duct Tape. The solution to all problems.
"You've had your whole F***ing life to think things over, what good's a few minutes minutes more gonna do you now?"
Hmmm...not an ideal fix for an decapitation...unless you're not the one being decapitated.
"You've had your whole F***ing life to think things over, what good's a few minutes minutes more gonna do you now?"
I used duct tape for it's intended purpose for the first time last night. (Shock, horror)
I was installing a kitchen extractor.
Adult content that may offend many right thinking persons. Please take it as intended; a joke.
Spoiler:
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
the best invention ever?
that's easy and obvious:
language
if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
Anaesthesia. Untill they invent a machine for teleportation.
1. Chocolate
2. The Remote Control
3. Otis Redding
4. Orgasms
5. This thread
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side. And it holds the universe together.
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!