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    I am sorry that this is an old thread, but I can't let this go unaswered anymore.

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    Hmmm...not an ideal fix for an decapitation...unless you're not the one being decapitated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brice View Post
    Hmmm...not an ideal fix for an decapitation...unless you're not the one being decapitated.
    Think of it like this though. It would fix decapitation...... Tapping someone's head on is a fix. I am not saying it would revive them. I am just saying it fixes the original issue. That being the head separated from the body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Torrance View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brice View Post
    Hmmm...not an ideal fix for an decapitation...unless you're not the one being decapitated.
    Think of it like this though. It would fix decapitation...... Tapping someone's head on is a fix. I am not saying it would revive them. I am just saying it fixes the original issue. That being the head separated from the body.

    Duct Tape and Krazy Glue
    An arc torch is more permanent.

    And while I'll concede that the person doing the mending might consider it fixed. I'm certain the person being mended that way might disagree...if they could.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brice View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brice View Post
    Hmmm...not an ideal fix for an decapitation...unless you're not the one being decapitated.
    Think of it like this though. It would fix decapitation...... Tapping someone's head on is a fix. I am not saying it would revive them. I am just saying it fixes the original issue. That being the head separated from the body.

    Duct Tape and Krazy Glue
    An arc torch is more permanent.

    And while I'll concede that the person doing the mending might consider it fixed. I'm certain the person being mended that way might disagree...if they could.
    Haha you are more than likely right, but it still kind of sort of fixes it??


    Maybe?
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    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
    I値l be your friend forever


    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brice View Post
    It seems Brownings Childe Myself and you are always the ones on at this hour!
    "You've had your whole F***ing life to think things over, what good's a few minutes minutes more gonna do you now?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Torrance View Post
    I am sorry that this is an old thread <...>
    Don't be sorry! We in Dixie Pig love it when old threads are breathed new life into!


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    I used duct tape for it's intended purpose for the first time last night. (Shock, horror)

    I was installing a kitchen extractor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rabbit Trick View Post
    I used duct tape for it's intended purpose for the first time last night. (Shock, horror)

    I was installing a kitchen extractor.
    *gasp*


    I think this is the first time I've ever heard of someone using it as it's intended.


    Yeah, Jack you're probably right about that....though my time here has been sporadic lately.
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

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    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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    Adult content that may offend many right thinking persons. Please take it as intended; a joke.


    Spoiler:
    As to duct tape...if I may. If one has a penchant for fornicating with small woodland creatures; one may find that their abdomen ruptures during vigorous... pumping. Simply reinforce the beast's abdomen with duct tape!
    All that's left of what we were is what we have become.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon View Post
    Adult content that may offend many right thinking persons. Please take it as intended; a joke.


    Spoiler:
    As to duct tape...if I may. If one has a penchant for fornicating with small woodland creatures; one may find that their abdomen ruptures during vigorous... pumping. Simply reinforce the beast's abdomen with duct tape!
    Duct tape: A solution for everything!

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    the best invention ever?

    that's easy and obvious:

    language
    if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do

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    Anaesthesia. Untill they invent a machine for teleportation.

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    hugs and kisses...best damn discovery/invention ever.
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
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    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brice View Post
    hugs and kisses...best damn discovery/invention ever.
    Haha hugs, kisses, and then all that follows.

    I think you are on to something here Brice.
    "You've had your whole F***ing life to think things over, what good's a few minutes minutes more gonna do you now?"

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    Whether anything follows or not, they are the best.
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

    If you rescue me
    I値l be your friend forever


    I wish that I could write fiction, but that seems almost an impossibility. -howard phillips lovecraft (1915)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brice View Post
    Whether anything follows or not, they are the best.
    HAHA Yeah I would agree.
    "You've had your whole F***ing life to think things over, what good's a few minutes minutes more gonna do you now?"

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    Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side. And it holds the universe together.

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    Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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