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    During the time when someone hi-jacks the plane you're on:
    "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! " ~Snakes on a Plane

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    When listening to your honey bitch about his/her day: (that one was a gimme)
    "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Gone With the Wind.

    and

    While at a job interview"
    "I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either." --The Breakfast Club


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    At a Hospital
    "Come with me if you want to live"
    (terminator)

    in fact, unless your tying to piss someone off, you shouldn't even think about quoting anything from a Schwarzenegger film/

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    To a customer:

    Goodfellas:
    "What are you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go fuck your mother?"

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    Another one from Goodfellas -


    To a waiter/keep bringing you your drinks : "You've been doing this to me all night! Dance! DANCE the fucking drinks over here!"
    What was it John Lennon said? Bigger than Jesus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post
    I'm just nodding my head the whole time thinking "ok, stop now, please."

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    during a round of Golf
    I found yo' nine-iron, bitch.
    (Starskey and Hutch)

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    When meeting your girlfriend's parents fro the first time (and the mom has an unusual name)
    "Samsonite!? I was way off!" - Dumb and Dumber

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    Just about anywhere job-related:

    "Everything would have been fine if dickless here hadn't shut off the main power grid!" (Ghostbusters) - reminds me - I just saw the episode of "Monk" with William Atherton ("dickless" from the above and Richard Thornburg in "Die Hard"). Still plays the perfect smug A-hole.

    On a plane:

    "It's not like I have a bomb in here." (Meet the Parents, said, ironically on a plane)

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    If you lend money to someone with financial troubles, and they promise to pay you back by the end of the month, and you respond with :


    "I want my money - TODAY, TODAY, TODAY, TODAY!"


    [Goodfellas ]
    What was it John Lennon said? Bigger than Jesus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post
    I'm just nodding my head the whole time thinking "ok, stop now, please."

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    When asked if you've found a new job, yet:

    "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

    -The Big Lebowski
    “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”-Mark Twain

    Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me....Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by feverishparade View Post
    Another one from Goodfellas -


    To a waiter/keep bringing you your drinks : "You've been doing this to me all night! Dance! DANCE the fucking drinks over here!"

    Are you gonna pull out the gun next.
    Spoiler:
    PLease tell me you will

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiffany View Post
    When asked if you've found a new job, yet:

    "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

    -The Big Lebowski
    I can't think of a good scenario other than the movie itself, but:

    "Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot."

    "Clerks"

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    when in a fight. especially against a large guy

    Funny us going out like this; killed by a hundred-foot Marshmallow Man!
    (Ghostbusters)

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    Your adrift at sea with another person. your out of food, water, and there's no sign of land in sight.
    at some point i'm sure there will be chance to quote Waterworld
    "Dry land's a myth!"

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    If a teacher/elder/supervisor tells you

    You're in over your head

    and you respond with

    I'm over my head? No, I'm over YOUR head, because your heads up your ass!


    -Blue Streak
    What was it John Lennon said? Bigger than Jesus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post
    I'm just nodding my head the whole time thinking "ok, stop now, please."

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    To a female sales person in a checkout line...
    "The price is wrong, BITCH!"

    - Happy Gilmore
    There's a fine line between stupid and clever.

    You can't really dust for vomit.

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    While working working in customer service every time a customer comes up to you:
    "Back off man! I'm a scientist!"--Ghostbusters

    While sitting in church:
    "If someone asks you if you're a god...say YES!"--Ghostbusters

    When someone at work asks you to explain something...anything to them:
    "Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds."--Ghostbusters

    When someone asks you what your future plans are:
    "Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"--Ghostbusters

    I was inspired by the Ghostbusters quotes already posted. There are just so many good lines in that movie!

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    when your boss (or anybody in authority) is explaining something to you for the 17th time and you already know it, and you've told them you understand it, but they just keep talking and talking and explaining and explaining

    What, did you take stupid pills this morning?
    ~ Toy Story

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    When you walk in on a friend's child in the tub.

    "Here's looking at you, kid."

    - Casablanca
    Don't write in starlight 'cause the words may come out real

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    If your boss asks you if you need any help in completing the assigned task, and you respond with:

    "Are you saying I'm stupid? Do I look stupid, to you?"


    -A Bugs Life
    What was it John Lennon said? Bigger than Jesus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post
    I'm just nodding my head the whole time thinking "ok, stop now, please."

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtlesong View Post


    No??

    Awww... come on...laugh...laugh or I'll tickle you!
    (Another phrase you don't want to say when you walk in on your friend's child in the tub!!)
    Don't write in starlight 'cause the words may come out real

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    dude, seriously, stay away from the kids in tubs theme. say thankya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtlesong View Post
    dude, seriously, stay away from the kids in tubs theme. say thankya.

    So "Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Johnny?" from Airplane would be bad too?
    Don't write in starlight 'cause the words may come out real

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