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    I /kinda/ stole this from IMDB.com...just a little


    At a funeral : "Why so serious?"
    What was it John Lennon said? Bigger than Jesus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post
    I'm just nodding my head the whole time thinking "ok, stop now, please."

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    genius!
    when being interrogated
    "People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect. When in Fact, from a non linear, non subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey...stuff

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    Never joke with law enforcement of any kind. Let them make the jokes. Just smile or laugh and go on.

    Additionally, never yell "Hi, Jack!" in an airport. If Airplane taught us nothing else, it surely taught us that. (C'mon, I set that one up for you.)
    It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
    A whole lot more than riches and muscle.

    The hands of the many must join as one.
    And together we'll cross the river.

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    don't you mean "hurl"?

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    While having sex.
    "Say hello to my little friend!"
    I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft

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    Your significant other asks you "Tell me the truth, do you think this dress makes me look fat?"

    You respond with : "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
    What was it John Lennon said? Bigger than Jesus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post
    I'm just nodding my head the whole time thinking "ok, stop now, please."

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    At an abortion clinic:
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    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B Rag View Post
    At an abortion clinic:
    "Hasta Lavista, baby."
    That post is worthy of All Hail!!


    From "Airplane." While working in a childcare facility. Capitan Oveur;

    "Ever seen a grown man naked?"
    Don't write in starlight 'cause the words may come out real

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    In a kindergarden class, after the kids complete all their work -


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    What was it John Lennon said? Bigger than Jesus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post
    I'm just nodding my head the whole time thinking "ok, stop now, please."

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    Doctor performing a catscan.

    Kindergarten Cop: "Maybe it's a tumor."

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    At your sisters's wedding-church :


    "God? God doesn't live here anymore! He's grown tired of your superficial faith!"


    (Dogma, )
    What was it John Lennon said? Bigger than Jesus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post
    I'm just nodding my head the whole time thinking "ok, stop now, please."

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    At the gynocologist's office, quoting Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show..

    "You're wet."


    As one enters the mental ward, "Come with me and you'll be / in a world of pure imagination.." That's Willy Wonka in case anybody didn't know...


    Or I love screaming, "I've got the golden ticket!" when I get my stub at the movie theatre...

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    After farting during sex

    "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

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    The answer is within

    all matter is energy, all energy is GOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seppe-sai View Post
    After farting during sex

    "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
    That was really good!
    I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft

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    I'm sure there are a lot of inappropriate times to use a matrix quote.
    especially "There is no spoon"

    From predator. at a wedding, when you see the bride. "You are one ugly motherfucker!"

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    you owe me a new hot chocolate!

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    remember what you said, turtle. don't keep count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by B Rag View Post
    At an abortion clinic:
    "Hasta Lavista, baby."
    That post is worthy of All Hail!!
    Thanks! I'll take that as a compliment, since I'm not sure what it is!

    At the gynocologist's office, quoting Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show..

    "You're wet."
    Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
    my itty bitty boy parts need the movie to grow
    You can't ignore my girth.

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    Talking to your boss about a raise:
    Jerry Maguire: "Show me the money!!"


    Gynecologist performing an exam:
    Forrest Gump: "Something jumped up and bit me."


    As you're on your death bed and your family is around. Nearing your last breath...
    Terminator: "I'll be back."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post
    As you're on your death bed and your family is around. Nearing your last breath...
    Terminator: "I'll be back."
    i would so do that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post

    Gynecologist performing an exam:
    Forrest Gump: "Something jumped up and bit me."
    i can so beat that. . . .

    Men In Black: "Something's peeking!" (J to K when the squid baby was being born)

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    Quote Demolition Man. Anytime someone asks you a question. "That doesn't matter. Don't you have a job to do? Don't you have someone to kill?"

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