I was in charge but I gave up the rights.
Who did I give the rights up to?
I was in charge but I gave up the rights.
Who did I give the rights up to?
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
https://www.razoo.com/br/causes/Maje...h-Resorption-1
jimmy buffet?
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
17. the answer is always 17. except when it is 7. then the answer is 7.
when did you get your first job and did you like it?
my first job was "digital media instructor" at the boys & girls club last summer
i was supposed to instruct kids on how to use cameras and stuff. but the guy who ran the program quit 3 days after i took the job, and nobody took his place. my partner was a lazy bum that never showed up. so i spent most the time sitting and directing their computer lab. kicking people after fifteen minute (fifteen minutes of a computer wtf is the point of using it then) and surfing the web. it was a 2 month program, with me working for two hours a day, twice a week. i made three hundred bucks for doing nothing. but it still sucked.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
i would say it depends on the restrictions. some carpool lanes are for three or more occupants.
does a corpse count as an occupant?
i would argue that a corpse in an occupant. I would wanna be considered an occupant if I was a corpse!
What is the best name for a siamese fighting fish?
Thaiger?
Why are there brail number pads on drive-thru ATMs?
This collecting stuff is a sickness! ~Patrick
That's a hell of a good question!
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
i'd rather not say
for the last time, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
The world, may never know.
Is soda really that bad for you?
With poprocks it is!!
Who's the tallest person you know?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
I have avery short family... I used to have a tall friend. His name is Patrik. I haven't seen him for ages.
Would you strip for 1.000$?
Roland would have understood.
Immediately! even for $100
though naked bear looks absolutely the same as all bears you have seen
Have you ever seen a talking bird (like parrot)? What did it say?
Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)
bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"yer mutter and yer fatter i fuck im bote"
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from some illness, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
a firend of mine.
If blind people wear dark glasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
Because they can't find a set that'll fit over their sterios earphones?
If you could be doing anything right now, what would it be?
Playing guitar for Ella
If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
something toby keith.
the world's coming to an end. who do you kill?
The Doctor
Who disgusts you most?
"As for gunslingers, Roland," Cuthbert says, "I am here. And we are the last."
When two fit, it makes you think
I got the cute one, my woman
She says, "Lovin's all I bring"
And it's her loving that's a wonderful thing.
Lovin' yes we are, it's such a wonderful thing
When two fit it makes you think
See us both in the black
She lays on me so relaxed.
-Big D and The Kids Table
you.
What disease did cured ham actually have?
"As for gunslingers, Roland," Cuthbert says, "I am here. And we are the last."
When two fit, it makes you think
I got the cute one, my woman
She says, "Lovin's all I bring"
And it's her loving that's a wonderful thing.
Lovin' yes we are, it's such a wonderful thing
When two fit it makes you think
See us both in the black
She lays on me so relaxed.
-Big D and The Kids Table
mad pig disease
you.
What disease did cured ham actually have?
why don't they put parachutes in the seats of airplanes instead of flotation devices?
Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.
because it's cheaper
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
nothing because they are normally on hunger strikes
what is the sound of one hand clapping?
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