kind of a clughaflomuchowyanninnytopolo- ish sound
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!?
kind of a clughaflomuchowyanninnytopolo- ish sound
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!?
someone that was really thirsty.... or had a thing for cows
what did the papa tomato say to the baby tomato?
Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.
ketchup!
do you know the way to san jose?
yes. here's how to get to San Jose, California from flint, Michigan
1: Start out going SOUTHWEST on E COURT ST/MI-21 W toward S SAGINAW ST. 0.0 mi
2: Turn LEFT onto S SAGINAW ST. 0.3 mi
3: Turn RIGHT onto W 8TH ST. 0.2 mi
4: Merge onto I-69 W. 62.3 mi
5: Merge onto I-69 S via EXIT 97 toward FT WAYNE. 34.4 mi
6: Merge onto I-94 W via EXIT 38 toward CHICAGO (Passing through INDIANA, then crossing into ILLINOIS). 155.0 mi
7: Merge onto I-80 W via the exit on the LEFT toward WISCONSIN-IOWA/IL-83/TORRENCE AVE (Portions toll) (Passing through IOWA, NEBRASKA, and WYOMING, then crossing into UTAH). 1401.9 mi
8: Merge onto I-80 W via EXIT 308 toward RENO/S.L. INT'L AIRPORT (Passing through NEVADA, then crossing into CALIFORNIA). 694.0 mi
9: Merge onto I-680 S via EXIT 40 toward BENICIA/SAN JOSE. 58.4 mi
10: Take the MISSION BLVD WEST exit, EXIT 12, toward I-880/WARM SPRINGS DISTRICT/UC EXTENSION. 0.5 mi
11: Merge onto MISSION BLVD/CA-262 W. 0.7 mi
12: Merge onto I-880 S toward SAN JOSE. 9.9 mi
13: Take the COLEMAN AVE exit, EXIT 3, toward MINETA S J INTL AIRPORT. 0.3 mi
14: Turn LEFT onto COLEMAN AVE. 1.7 mi
15: Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto N MARKET ST. 0.1 mi
16: Turn LEFT onto DEVINE ST. 0.1 mi
17: End at San Jose, CA
Estimated Time: 35.0 hours 32 minutes Estimated Distance:
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because they don't live in metropolitan towns...
What makes this the coolest board ever?
"As for gunslingers, Roland," Cuthbert says, "I am here. And we are the last."
When two fit, it makes you think
I got the cute one, my woman
She says, "Lovin's all I bring"
And it's her loving that's a wonderful thing.
Lovin' yes we are, it's such a wonderful thing
When two fit it makes you think
See us both in the black
She lays on me so relaxed.
-Big D and The Kids Table
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
they don't. you're just paranoid. really, there is no setting like that at all.
*shut up i'm telling him already; and keep your voice down he'll hear you*
will the badgers ever eat the mushrooms? and if they do will they get stoned or just sick?
they NEVER will. every time they try, a snake shows up.
Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof
you asked! please note that this is not my work obviously, because i would never have asked theresa to sleep with me. but the guy who did was obviously a very smart loser!
"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."
you didn't think i'd find an answer to that question, did you?
Wow I was amazed by all that complicated answer... You were smart to even find an answer!
What do you know about platypi?
This is my blog/page:
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This is my donation page:
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I know that they are proof that God does, in fact, have a sense of humor
Who is your favorite band/musician?
Bródy János - I have a feeling you don't know him, sorry but he is
Coffee or tea?
Roland would have understood.
Tea - I've never liked coffee, though I haven't tried it in a very long time.
What would you choose - going to the moon, or being given a free trip to five countries of your choice?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
With my heart - 5 countries
with my mind - the Moon
What do you wear for sleeping?
Roland would have understood.
I wish I could but my office comp is from Ice Age.
Do you have a sweet tooth?
Roland would have understood.
no. i have a ranch tooth
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Because someone really does care and they just want everyone else to think that they don't. Perhaps the master cares that he's cracking corn.
For what can it profit a man if he cannot chew gum and walk at the same time?
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
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If he needs to walk somewhere, it'll be good for his teeth to take a break from all that sugary gum!
If you could meet any world leader from any time period, who would it be?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
I'd drink whiskey with Winston Churchill.
If you could choose one superpower what would it be?
"As for gunslingers, Roland," Cuthbert says, "I am here. And we are the last."
When two fit, it makes you think
I got the cute one, my woman
She says, "Lovin's all I bring"
And it's her loving that's a wonderful thing.
Lovin' yes we are, it's such a wonderful thing
When two fit it makes you think
See us both in the black
She lays on me so relaxed.
-Big D and The Kids Table
I'd be like Peter from Heroes and have the ability to take other people's super powers
(Oh yeah)
What's the last thing you ate?
A cookie!
What do you want to be the last thing you ever eat?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
a piece of cherry cheesecake
what's for dinner?
Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.