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Golf Clubs And Fish
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"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory or defeat" -Theodore Roosevelt
Slippers, lengths of rope tied to each leg of the bed (you figure out why) dust bunnies, a shoe box, three empty shopping bags. One shooping bag with some...umm.. "adult items" inside, countless balls that the cat and dogs have lost there.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
w00t! i inspired a thread
i can't remember what else i have. i haven't had a need to actually look for a while now. thank god. but i think there is something living under there
NothingI was trained as a child to have
nothing but the floor under my bed. Not even
dust bunnies were allowed. What kind of world
is this ?
The answer is within
all matter is energy, all energy is GOD
One or two notebooks with some old drawings.
A rug.
A pen, maybe.
Money!
Lots and lots of dust.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
i still have the blanket my cat died on under my bed
Has it been washed?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
no.
OMG! I think there may be a monster under there !!
The answer is within
Yes.. a monster... certainly not a B Rag...
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
nah. monsters look better. cleaner too.
=))
The answer is within
Just a few dust bunnies and cat hair - I hate storing things under the bed, and I have a ton of closets.
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
*gasp* Are you saying I have poor hygiene?! *wipes tears with dead cat blanket*
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
not implying you have bad hygiene. just that monsters have better hygiene than you
and I was attempting to post a link to a Carlos Santana video
The answer is within
All I have under my bed right now is the photo collage I made Dora for our anniversary.
Other than that, the cat sleeps under there.
The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket
Oh, well that's okay then!
Wait, even the Stenchmonster from Rancid Forest?
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
maybe
The train that goes around the Christmas tree at Christmas, various boxes of shit I haven't sorted yet, and some clothing that gets kicked under there by accident.
wait. so the cat is sleeping on dora's anniversary collage?
so, under the turtle's bed. . . .
dust bunnies. fewer of them since i vacuumed (i loved that word. vacuumed. vacuumed. vacuumed. oh, sorry, sidetracked).
cords for plugging in the clock radio, the bedside lamp and the bed itself (we have the sleep number bed. i love my bed. no, really, i do. my husband sleeps with it set to 100. wtf? why not just sleep on the fucking floor? i sleep with it between 55 and 70 depending on how sore i am that day. okay, side tracked again.)
do you know those long, thin cardboardy (shutup, it's a word) boxes for sweaters and stuff? well, we have three of those under the bed. want to know what's in them? guess. go ahead. guess. i'll wait. dumdedumdedumdedum ready? well you are all WRONG! they are full of car magazines. seriously. my husband gets like 4 of them a month because he is a HUGE car geek. and he rarely throws them away for some reason that i cannot fathom. so, three barely movable boxes of car magazines under the turtle's bed.
what else? here's a hedgiewedgie (shutup, that's a dog toy you perverts
gee, aren't you glad you asked?
Turtlesong: A hedgiewedgie, huh? We all know what you really do with it!!!
dude. seriously, you've never seen a hedgiewedgie? okay, so maybe that's just what corgi people call them. but REALLY?
okay, so the big one in the back is what my puppy used to love when she was younger. she would eat their little faces off (starting with the nose). then pull the stuffing out through the nose and turn them inside out. then she would carry the little dead hedgieskin around the house like a prize forever. it was kind of a game for her. and the corgi-gods better help the human who tried to get the dead hedgie from her.
they made the cutest little grunting noise too. she doesn't play with them anymore now that she's 12. all she really does is eat and sleep. and let us pet her. and sometimes she makes cute little doggie noises if we're not putting her food down fast enough. poor puppy.
anyway, here's a hedgiewedgie. big and little:
My cats have catnip hedgehogs that look almost exactly like your hedgiewedgies!!!
This collecting stuff is a sickness! ~Patrick
i know alex. but a chance to show off hedgiewedgies cannot be passed up!
there are catnip hedgies? no f'n way. how big are they? can you post a pic in the . . . hmmmmm? i guess in the pets thread. unless they are under your bed.
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