"The Price is Wrong, bitch."
"The Price is Wrong, bitch."
Hardly anyone knows that film anymore, its such a cheesy classic...and so quotable:Originally Posted by Telynn
- My name is Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg, and I want to talk to you about a man who sucks the blood out of people.
- A loan shark, eh? What's 's name.
Also, Rjeso - kudos for bringing up Jay and Silent Bob!!
"Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!"
one of my FAVES!"The Price is Wrong, bitch."
"I'd buy that for a dollar!" - Robocop
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
"Jesus did I just say that? or just think it? was I talking? can they hear me?"
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Zhang! - Wayne's World
Live in the now! - also Wayne's World
The whole bit in which Rottingham tells John the "bad news in a good way" in Robin Hood: Men in Tights
That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock. - Adventures/Priscilla/Queen/Desert (Yeah, I'm lazy)
you're solid gold // i'll see you in hell
A few really good ones from Scent of A Woman:
"Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!"
"Now I have come to the cross-roads in my life - and I knew, without exception, I knew - which path was the right one - but I never took it. And do you know why? Because It was too damned hard. Now here's Charlie, he's come to the cross-roads, and he has chosen a path. It's the right path. A path that is made of principle, which leads to character. Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of."
"When in doubt... fuck"
It's peanut butter jelly time!
Aliens: "Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
zoneseek@thedarktower.com
"You're a c*ck-s*cking, ass-licking, uncle-fucka! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just f*ck your uncle all day long!"
South Park, movie...for anyone who doesn't know.
"I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother-f--ker, mother-f--ker!" - Pulp Fiction
"Pretty please, with sugar on it, clean the f--king car!" - Pulp Fiction
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
Good ones!
Also:
"What ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?"
"What?"
"English mutherf*cker, do you speak it?"
Good times, good times.
oh, we could go on...
"Does he LOOK... like a BITCH?"
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
"We can't stop here, this is Bat Country!!"
Also:
"All we are is dust in the wind dude." From "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"
There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
Another from Bill and Ted:
"There are strange things afoot at the circle K."
"...hmmm, that's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10." -Pulp Fiction
A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead! - Mallrats
Carpe diem. Size the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. - DPS
Right. Where are we going? - Pippin, LotR: FotR
That's a negative Ghost rider, the pattern is full. - Top Gun
you're solid gold // i'll see you in hell
"Do ya wanna smoke a bowl?(followed by the obvious sound of a slide working on a shotgun) Oh."
Brad Pitt in True Romance
"See the TURTLE of enormous girth,
On his shell he holds the earth.
If you want to run and play,
Come along the BEAM today."
NFA JJG 42-95
"Smell bad!" - Ludo, Labyrinth
In Digitized Remorse
Live Free or Die Hard
Matt Foster: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
Sonny: So what country do you want to go to?
Sal: Wyoming.
Sonny: Sal, Wyoming's not a country.
Dog Day Afternoon
Shoeless Joe Jackson: Is this heaven?
Ray Kinsella: No, it's Iowa.
Field of Dreams
"Iocaine powder, I'd bet my life on it."--Prince Humperdink
"See the TURTLE of enormous girth,
On his shell he holds the earth.
If you want to run and play,
Come along the BEAM today."
NFA JJG 42-95
"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?" - The Three Amigos
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
"Jefe, what is a plethora?"
"See the TURTLE of enormous girth,
On his shell he holds the earth.
If you want to run and play,
Come along the BEAM today."
NFA JJG 42-95
The love that line, and that movie!
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop. - Raising Arizona
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