http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Tower
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Parody of Dark Tower Series on webpage
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Tower
I just discovered it and thought you guys would enjoy this.
That's pretty amusing in places.
I found that to be in quite bad taste. But jealousy usually is
Rather witty in some sections.
Memorable Quotes:
"What the fuck? Why do we have to put up with this guy?" -The entire ka-tet on the idea of Stephen King putting himself in the story.
and
"I'm sorry, Susannah. It's just... you have no legs. " - Roland explaining why he always wins at Trivial Pursuit.
and
"I keep a salt lick down there..." - Jake explaining why the billy bumbler is always sniffing his crotch.
Book Two: "He then goes on to find his new ka-tet of Eddie and Detta and Odetta and Susannah and Jack and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Cindy and Jan and Marcia and Alice and Mike and Carol through The Doors. They all materialize in the brief silence between Light My Fire and People Are Strange on Roland's iPod."
"The final Dark Tower novel is called The Dimly Lit 853 story walk-up. The last book is actually a verbatim plagiarism of Catcher in the Rye until the last 30 pages. J.D. Salinger tried to sue King for this, but settled out of court. King agreed to allow Salinger to run him over with a van as compensation."
In reference to the upcoming movie: "Charlie Sheen is said to be playing the part of Roland while Gary Coleman will be playing Jake."
Wow, I found this whole thing really entertaining.
that was...odd
pretty funny in some places... I like them referring to Jake as a zombie...
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Pretty good.
"...that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little." ~ Ray Bradbury
almost as interesting, look up stephen king himself on uncyclopedia
yeah, that was funny. did any of you try razz's suggestion? i hit the links at the bottom of the page on sai king just to see what was there. this one was funny:
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
p.s. a child porn link - not so funny (don't care what it links too, just don't think it's funny)
somewhat amusing... I think
LOL @the book cover.
LMFAO that was hilarious shitI loved Randall's new Name
2:45 am- 11th February 2008- I Finished The Dark Tower
although I take personal offense when Sai King is attacked in any way.......I must say.....that was friggin hilarious.
Very Funny, sorta like a Mad Magazine parody
In the quotes, there is one that is real. Or pretty close to it anyways. Hilarious.
The bit about the last book about it being plagarism of catcher in the rye killed me...
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lol, that was awesome
Some amusing parts, but most left me flat.
Dragline : Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.
Luke : Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
"all the characters that Roland claims were "Really real and my bestest friends!" are simply the same characters of Eddie, Jake and Susannah with slightly different names and large plastic moustaches."
Haha, I thought it was all pretty funny.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
"all the characters that Roland claims were "Really real and my bestest friends!" are simply the same characters of Eddie, Jake and Susannah with slightly different names and large plastic moustaches."
Haha, I thought it was all pretty funny. So is the page on King.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
hilarious in a "wow that guy is such a douchebag" kind of way... i got a couple chuckles.
Interestingly, I thought of Razz the entire time reading it.....
'but not for you Gunslinger, never for you. you darkle. you tinct. may I be brutally frank? You Go on.'
wait. why me?
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