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    i don't like people. they fuck me up.
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    i dont remember exect words but when roland was saying that a fight only really lasts five minutes

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    Something along the lines of...

    "I don't discuss philosophy and I don't study history" - Roland - Drawing of the Three

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rcampebll View Post
    i dont remember exect words but when roland was saying that a fight only really lasts five minutes
    He says it a long in WoC. They were preparing for the fight for weeks.. and it took some minutes.

    Roland would have understood.

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    Eddie: You can't smell the coffee with your heads up your asses.

    LOVE that line. Actually, there's a lot more from Eddie that I love quoting, but that's just because I have a twisted sense of humour! :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorDodge View Post
    Eddie: You can't smell the coffee with your heads up your asses.

    LOVE that line. Actually, there's a lot more from Eddie that I love quoting, but that's just because I have a twisted sense of humour! :p
    In this case we all do because most of us like Eddie's sense humour a LOT.

    Roland would have understood.

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    OH i remember my absolute favorites i cant believe i forgot theses.both are in wizards and glass one is "mount up reapings come" and "hile! hile! to me gunslingers to me ride them down! no prisoners!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lady of Shadows View Post
    i don't like people. they fuck me up.
    ~ jake of new york
    I'm in full agreement with tLoS, t/s that was.

    Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"

    Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”

    Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”


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    Sent 'im home with a fuckin' rupture.
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    "'Holster the gun,' the voice behind the sharp tip of metal said. It was empty, somehow-not just calm, but emotionless. 'Do it now, or this goes in your heart. No more talk. Talking's done. Do it or die.'"

    -Roland Deschain

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    by Roland: "I'd like a sauce that does'nt look so much like cum, myself."

    by Eddie: "Nozz-a-la! The drink of choice by finer bumhugs everywhere!"

    several others, but i brain fart at moment. All the above were excellent as well.

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    There are so many . . . Most I can't even remember unless I've read them again. But the one I like a lot when used in context is . . .

    "Roland would have understood."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kidd Ikarus View Post
    There are so many . . . Most I can't even remember unless I've read them again. But the one I like a lot when used in context is . . .

    "Roland would have understood."
    Oh yes. I loved this one a lot.

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    Thanks to everyone for contributing here!
    I'm thinking of buying a iPod touch, and can get a free engraving on the back, so I want a DT quote.
    Most likely so far is:

    I remember
    the face of my father

    Feel free to come with suggestions to other short but meaningful quotes from the series
    Some are born to sweet delight,

    some are born to the endless night.

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    hhmmm....maybe "I kill with my heart." (with or without the "motherfucker" at the end.)

    Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"

    Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”

    Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”


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    I considered that, but I don't really want anything to do with killing, guns etc. Because I might sell it after a while, and I may be going abroad, and don't want to be put in custody by paranoid US security because I look like an arab and have a "violent" engraving on my ipod

    hmm, maybe I should go with:

    Caution
    bomb inside.


    but thanks for the suggestion, man
    Some are born to sweet delight,

    some are born to the endless night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chap View Post

    hmm, maybe I should go with:

    Caution
    bomb inside.


    but thanks for the suggestion, man


    Excellent idea. (I spit soda all over my keyboard when I read it.)

    Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"

    Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”

    Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”


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    Fools are the only folk on earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.

    From Wizard and Glass

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    Roland remembers one of Cort's teachings: "Fault always lies in the same place: with those weak enough to lay blame."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munchausen View Post
    Fools are the only folk on earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.

    From Wizard and Glass
    good one
    I guess the world is full of fools.

    Roland would have understood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ///Ficarra View Post
    Roland remembers one of Cort's teachings: "Fault always lies in the same place: with those weak enough to lay blame."
    Yes, this is a really good one. I couldn't quite remember exactly how it went. Very good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by turtlex View Post
    I'm going to mark this with spoilers - just in case.

    Spoiler:

    Roland calling out the Roll at the Tower.....

    I come in the name of Steven Deschain, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Gabrielle Deschain, she of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Cortland Andrus, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Cuthbert Allgood, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Alain Johns, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Jamie DeCurry, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Vannay the Wise, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of Hax the Cook, he of Gilead!
    I come in the name of David the hawk, he of Gilead and the sky!
    I come in the name of Susan Delgado, she of Mejis!
    I come in the name of Sheemie Ruiz, he of Mejis!
    I come in the name of Pere Callahan, he of Jerusalem’s Lot, and the roads!
    I come in the name of Ted Brautigan, he of America!
    I come in the name of Dinky Earnshaw, he of America!
    I come in the name of Aunt Talitha, she of River Crossing, and will lay her cross here, as I was bid!
    I come in the name of Stephen King, he of Maine!
    I come in the name of Oy, the brave, he of Mid-World!
    I come in the name of Eddie Dean, he of New York!
    I come in the name of Susannah Dean, he of New York!
    I come in the name of Jake Chambers, he of New York, whom I call my own true son!
    I am Roland of Gilead, and I come as myself; you will open to me.



    It reads like poetry to me now. I usually make it as far as ...
    Spoiler:
    "David" before I start crying like a Ka-Baby.
    It does that to me, too. *wails*

    I'm currently rereading the DT series, and am in the Wastelands right now. This made me chuckle

    "Yeah, put it on a postcard and send it to the fucking Reader's Digest." Eddie jammed the knife into his belt and then looked defiantly at Roland. "Now can we go?"
    "There is one more thing," Roland said.
    "Weeping, creeping Jesus!"
    The smile touched Roland's mouth again. "Just joking," he said.
    Eddie's mouth dropped open. Beside him, Susannah began to laugh again. The sound rose, as musical as bells, in the morning stillness.
    It's hard not to love Eddie Cantor Dean.

    "...neither the stupid jokes nor the easy surface emotions were the truth of Cuthbert Allgood."

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    ..And I almost forgot this one!

    "Might I recline briefly at your feet miss? Your beauty has loosened my knees. I am sure a few moments looking up at your profile from below with the back of my head on these cool tiles will put me right."
    Cuthbert to Susan
    I seem to have a thing for witty jokers who also have a deeper side. ^^

    "...neither the stupid jokes nor the easy surface emotions were the truth of Cuthbert Allgood."

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    "Star Slut, whore of the winds!"

    "there will be water if god wills it"

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