i don't like people. they fuck me up.
~ jake of new york
i don't like people. they fuck me up.
~ jake of new york
i dont remember exect words but when roland was saying that a fight only really lasts five minutes
Something along the lines of...
"I don't discuss philosophy and I don't study history" - Roland - Drawing of the Three
Eddie: You can't smell the coffee with your heads up your asses.
LOVE that line. Actually, there's a lot more from Eddie that I love quoting, but that's just because I have a twisted sense of humour! :p
OH i remember my absolute favorites i cant believe i forgot theses.both are in wizards and glass one is "mount up reapings come" and "hile! hile! to me gunslingers to me ride them down! no prisoners!"
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
Sent 'im home with a fuckin' rupture.
Sloth Love Chunk
"'Holster the gun,' the voice behind the sharp tip of metal said. It was empty, somehow-not just calm, but emotionless. 'Do it now, or this goes in your heart. No more talk. Talking's done. Do it or die.'"
-Roland Deschain
by Roland: "I'd like a sauce that does'nt look so much like cum, myself."
by Eddie: "Nozz-a-la! The drink of choice by finer bumhugs everywhere!"
several others, but i brain fart at moment. All the above were excellent as well.
There are so many . . . Most I can't even remember unless I've read them again. But the one I like a lot when used in context is . . .
"Roland would have understood."
Are sins ever forgiven?
For those who loved this world... and knew friendly company therein. This Reunion is for you.
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Thanks to everyone for contributing here!
I'm thinking of buying a iPod touch, and can get a free engraving on the back, so I want a DT quote.
Most likely so far is:
I remember
the face of my father
Feel free to come with suggestions to other short but meaningful quotes from the series
Some are born to sweet delight,
some are born to the endless night.
hhmmm....maybe "I kill with my heart." (with or without the "motherfucker" at the end.)
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
I considered that, but I don't really want anything to do with killing, guns etc. Because I might sell it after a while, and I may be going abroad, and don't want to be put in custody by paranoid US security because I look like an arab and have a "violent" engraving on my ipod
hmm, maybe I should go with:
Caution
bomb inside.
but thanks for the suggestion, man
Some are born to sweet delight,
some are born to the endless night.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
Fools are the only folk on earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.
From Wizard and Glass
Roland remembers one of Cort's teachings: "Fault always lies in the same place: with those weak enough to lay blame."
Are sins ever forgiven?
For those who loved this world... and knew friendly company therein. This Reunion is for you.
http://www.zazzle.com/Kidd_Ikarus*
It does that to me, too. *wails*
I'm currently rereading the DT series, and am in the Wastelands right now. This made me chuckle
It's hard not to love Eddie Cantor Dean."Yeah, put it on a postcard and send it to the fucking Reader's Digest." Eddie jammed the knife into his belt and then looked defiantly at Roland. "Now can we go?"
"There is one more thing," Roland said.
"Weeping, creeping Jesus!"
The smile touched Roland's mouth again. "Just joking," he said.
Eddie's mouth dropped open. Beside him, Susannah began to laugh again. The sound rose, as musical as bells, in the morning stillness.
"...neither the stupid jokes nor the easy surface emotions were the truth of Cuthbert Allgood."
..And I almost forgot this one!
I seem to have a thing for witty jokers who also have a deeper side. ^^"Might I recline briefly at your feet miss? Your beauty has loosened my knees. I am sure a few moments looking up at your profile from below with the back of my head on these cool tiles will put me right."
Cuthbert to Susan
"...neither the stupid jokes nor the easy surface emotions were the truth of Cuthbert Allgood."
"Star Slut, whore of the winds!"
"there will be water if god wills it"
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