Seymour_Glass Written Works

[Seymour_Glass]

Listen up, you screwheads and serial killers, here is a man who would not take it anymore, a man who switched from renting movies to netflix. There is no way one could stop me from leaving right now to go to mars and stop the spider horde from breeding and infecting my brain like a swine flu on a summer camp. The spiders are burrowing further and further into my brain, killing what is me and replacing it with a drone that has an insatiable thirst for Coca0-Cola. This is my last plea for help. I don't know how much longer I can hold off the spiders.But they want to enslave us from the inside out, make us all happy campers that eat and sleep and laugh without anything to ground us in the horrible reality that is slowly beginning to replace what we call normal life. Slowly and subtly. There;'s no way i can hold out. When you read this, i will be a hollowed out shell of a human being, or what a human being once wazs. Sppiderzz uizz takin my brainssaz. I cand talk much l;onger..... AARRGFJHAGYCDF<BSJDKFLHJNFKSDHF.


Send help. Quickly. There isn't much time until CSI spinoffs become the most exciting part of your day.

[Woofer]

Send help. Quickly. There isn't much time until CSI spinoffs become the most exciting part of your day.

There are no CSI spinoffs. There is only CSI in Las Vegas.

Grissom will be with you shortly.

[smcicr]

“Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”

God bless Bill Hicks....

[Jean]

Seymour, if you don't mind my asking - what genre is this? Bears need to know for indexing purposes

[Seymour_Glass]

Oh. Ummmm. Prossibly science fiction.

[Jean]

Possibly. Would you say it's a short story, or part of something bigger?

[Seymour_Glass]

RIght now, short story. I could always expand it or do something else with the idea though.