Would you Rather

[Melike]

God.
has an evil side




Would you rather live in reality or dream?

[Letti]

reality
There is something so beautiful about the limits of reality... I can't put it into words. There is nothing more beautiful... more meaningful... sadder... and happier than chasing your dreams in the 3 dimensional world.


Would you rather build a cottage or win a palace?

[Melike]

Build a cottage.
I should do everything myself. That is what makes life precious for me. Otherwise it wouldn't be really mine.




Would you rather have wings or branchia?

[darkrose]

branchia! coz im scared of heights

would you rather eat a cake that tastes like poop or a poop that tastes like a cake??

[Jean]

A cake that tastes like poop. Words and concepts mean more to bears than tangible reality.

if you had no books, TV or computer within reach, would you spend week-end at home or go out with people who bore you to death?

[flaggwalkstheline]

weekend at home

oh and for the record: poop that tastes like cake durrr

would you rather
give dick cheney a spongebath?
or
have dick cheney give you a spongebath?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Probably have him give me one. Then I can put a bag over his head and picture that it's someone else... like David Duchovny.

Would you rather
eat cat food for life
or eat dog food for life?

[pinkymcfatfat]

I'd rather eat dog food for life...it's somewhat closer to 'people' food nowadays. Cat food is still basically fish heads in a can.

Would you rather spend a day as a patient in an ICU, or 3 days trapped in a snowbank inside a car?

[LadyHitchhiker]

ICU is no big deal. Stuck in frozen car, with no food, big deal. So ICU.

Would you rather dream of someone you love that is dead every night,

or would you rather hallucinate every day?

[Brice]

What makes you think I don't already hallucinate every day?


Would you rather have an itch constantly or a sneezing fit that wouldn't go away?

[pinkymcfatfat]

Sneezes rank higher on the 'funny scale' then itchies...and are more likely to be forgiven on public outings.

If you were forced to visit your most annoying elderly relative, would you rather go see your incredibly religious Great-Aunt, or incredibly racist Great-Uncle?

[candy]

an incredible religious aunt, i can understand religion even if i dont feel it

would you rather travel back in time or travel forward in time?

[mystima]

i would rather travel back in time just to see the people i have missed.

would you rather work as a janitor in an asylum where they are criminally insane or work as a raw sewage maintenance worker where you have to swim in raw sewage.

[candy]

a janitor for the criminally insane, there is no hope for the raw sewage

would you rather; spend 2 weeks in your dream holiday destination with the relatives from hell or 2 weeks in a skanky sea side town on your own?

[stone, rose, unfound door]

Dream holiday destination. Who said I had to stay with them all the time anyway?

Would you rather :
Eat a dead rat
or eat a plate of maggots?

[candy]

the dead rat, its a delicacy in some places.

would you rather; walk on hot coals in bare feet or over ice in bare feet?

[pinkymcfatfat]

Believe it or not, I have actually gotten to walk on hot coals and it's easier than you would think. I'll go with that since I hate cold weather.

Would you rather be forced to watch a 24 hour marathon (you WILL be kept awake) of 'Barney' or 'Teletubbies'?

[TLC]

Teletubbies, I can't stand Barney's voice or face for that matter.

Would you rather swim with sharks or swim with jellyfish

[LadyHitchhiker]

Sharks.

Original cartoon Grinch or Jim Carrey as the Grinch?

[Raron]

ORIGINAL... how is this even a question. Yes Jim did a decent job but how could you beat the version Dr. Seuss himself helped with.

death by drowning in mini marshmellows or death by Bruce Lee. (He didn't die. He just kicked the universe so hard he fell out.)

[LadyHitchhiker]

Bruce Lee. It's the more honorable and less sticky way to die.

Would you rather have death by toast or death by bread?

[John Blaze]

what's the difference? Depends if there is butter on the toast.

Toast.

Would you rather sky dive or spelunk?

[Bethany]

Spelunk, I have no desire to end up as a greasy spot.

Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Fly when I fart. I would love to fly...

Would you rather eat sticks or rake leaves?

[alkanto]

Rake leaves! I love leaves.....as long as I have a decent rake.

Would you rather:
Live in a country where the national anthem is "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor

-OR-

Live in a world where Teletubbies were a prime hunting animal, and your main source of food?